Hey. I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock, then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, i'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole"I ride for Moda 3 snowboard shop in the Third Ward-check it out. My sn on AIM is TaysayQUE
The Shred Survey
Name Taylor Radke
Board/Bindings/Boots this season-Burton G-twin, Burton Sapphires, and Burton Cartel OLS's
Stance/Width/Angles 15 in front -12 in back
Outerwear Burton, Analog, Volcom, and Holden
Started snowboarding in when i was like 10
Home mountain Sunburst?
iPod or mini disc iPod
Trick to learn next season 5's
Last trick you learned 3's in pipe
Stair massage or rail hang up massage
Tighter jeans: Scott Blum or Corey Smith smith
Mo thug: Cronk, Bradshaw, MFM mfm
Will the Bear groms bite Bradshaws style next year mebe we'll see
Are contests rigged depends on who's judgin... in the expo shops case, hell yeah
Pipe jock /park rat /jib monkey /snow bunny /dont label me jib monkey
Favorite snow video As If, all from more or less productions
Favorite video part Alexis Waite in As If and Lauris in Derelictica
Worst video part mine, if you even count that as a part
Worst trends unbuttoned pants while riding(slinger girls)
Wu Tang or Bright Eyes Wu Tang biatch
Hit the knuckle or overshoot overshoot no question
Favorite red headed snowboarder t-bizzle
Your crew (roll call) MODA 3(me, toby, eric, patty hughes) keef, chris, sawyer, harls, keefy, colin, caroline, wenzler, john
Pretzel or Danish prets
Favorites about snowboarding hanging out with friends
Dislikes being serious, filming sometimes, slinger
Do you steal food at your local resort no thats gay
Funnest day "mashed potatoes day" -you know toby
Worst day the day i broke my wrist
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