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About Me

I'm neither interesting nor bright. I'm not friendly. My social skills are badly underdeveloped, like one of those kids you read about who were abandoned as toddlers and raised in the wild by goats. Being genuinely unpleasant is one of the few things in this world that still makes me happy. I will most likely strike you as immature. I still close my eyes sometimes during the kissy bits. I always wanted the Coyote catch the Road Runner. Why don't those stupid kids ever just give that poor rabbit some Trix? There is something truly and fundementally wrong with middle-aged women shopping in the junior department. Wearing thong underwear should require a state-issued permit and an annual physical examination. I've devoted my free time to debunking every warning my mother ever issued to me. Everybody snores at least some of the time. Girls masturbate just as often as boys do it, we just don't announce it to the universe. Puppies are more worth it than babies are, because nobody thinks you're weird if you let your eight-year-old dog sleep in your bed but having an eight-year-old child in bed with you can get you arrested. I advocate shooting small children full of Benadryl before plane trips, purely for the safety of the other passengers. I believe in Hammurabi's code--an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. If you're ugly, don't have babies. If you can't remember what, exactly, happened to you in the last twenty-four hours, you might consider going to the doctor to make sure you haven't contracted any venereal diseases. Car alarms make a lot of noise and annoy a lot of people at really early hours in the morning, but they don't summon help. Nobody, not even the other jocks, cares about how you hurt your knee. When it comes right down to it, most girls would prefer a vibrator to an actual relationship. If I have not suceeded in putting you off completely, you are probably a) really, really easygoing; b) worse than I am; c) a person with an extremely low threshold of standards; d) a sociopath.

"Any group that includes Charlamagne, Rock Hudson, Paul McCartney, Leonardo da Vinci, Benjamin Franklin, Jack the Ripper, and the Boston Strangler must be select, if not elite."
--James deKay

Your Birthdate: August
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.
Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.
Your strength: Your inner peace
Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds
Your power color: Emerald
Your power symbol: Leaf
Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

You scored as II - The High Priestess. The High Priestess is a card of intuition, instinct and hidden knowledge. She knows all your secrets, you can hide nothing from her. Yet you will never know the secrets she herself protects.If well aspected in a Tarot spread, this card can indicate the use of intuition to solve problems; trust to your instincts. If badly aspected, it can mean suppression and ignoring of such instincts - following your head at the expense of your heart.
II - The High Priestess

81%

XI: Justice

81%

VIII - Strength

81%

I - Magician

75%

XIII: Death

69%

III - The Empress

69%

0 - The Fool

63%

XVI: The Tower

56%

XV: The Devil

50%

XIX: The Sun

44%

VI: The Lovers

38%

IV - The Emperor

38%

X - Wheel of Fortune

31%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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My Interests

intelligent humour, sarcasm, weird news stories, fantasy, clothing, eddie izzard, darwin, evolution, the discovery channel, playing video games until i can't blink anymore, history, being childfree, kingdom hearts series, unwrapping starburst in my mouth, renaissance faires, photography, long hair, confusing people, gay rights, being prochoice.

I'd like to meet:

I am NOT looking to collect friends on here. This is not a popularity contest. This is NOT the week before the prom in which all the girls suddenly become your best-est-est friend in the whole world so they can get your vote for prom queen. No, no, that's not the way I do things. I'm looking for people that write in whole sentences. Intelligent people. Interesting people. People with the intellectual powers equal to that of a human being, or at the very least a reasonably bright lobster. So don't request without sending a message. You have a better chance if I actually know you, but if you don't send me a message then you will be refused even if I DO know you.
No, I do NOT want to be your friend, your girlfriend, or your fuckbuddy. I do not want to meet up, hang out, chill, or hook up. So don't ask. Don't ask me if I fancy you because the answer is automatically "no." Don't give me your phone number, or I'll give it to my charming, hairy Italian relatives and someday a great big bald man with hairy knuckles called "Guito the Eyeball Plucker" will show up at your house and knock your teeth out.
So do I come across as picky enough for you? I thought so. Just don't bother me if you're a jerk. I don't want to meet up with you, so think before you hit that "friend" button, all right?

Music:

i'll never tell. and you can't make me.

Movies:

The old Star Wars films. Harry Potter, no matter what the BookNazis say was all wrong. Young Frankenstien. Men in Tights. History of the World. The Producers (the original and the remake). The first and third Indiana Jones films. The Birdcage. Toy Story. Toy Story 2. Ice Age. The Full Monty. Love Actually. Pirates of the Caribbean. Hidalgo. The Return of the Pink Panther. Finding Nemo. The Breakfast Club. Shall We Dansu? The Princess Bride. October Sky. Much Ado About Nothing. The Last Unicorn. What's Up, Doc?

Television:

Bugs Bunny. Fairly Oddparents. Old British sitcoms. New British sitcoms. Whose Line is it, Anyway? The History Channel. The Discovery Channel. Crime documentaries. I need background noise while I'm drawing.

Books:

Dave Barry, Gene Weingarten, Bill Bryson, Tamora Pierce "Immortals" series, way too many manga to be healthy, Greek myths, and some other random books.

Heroes:

Leonardo da Vinci. Walt Disney. Queen Elizabeth I. That Bond Girl who was born a boy.

My Blog

Intersting how that works out

I feel a certain disinclination to believe what’s been going on, but I can play with it a while. I’m not stupid, and you’re not hard to figure. Just remember what happened last time ...
Posted by Synthesesia on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:00 PST

You can’t make this shit up

In case anybody in my immediate acquaintence has had any doubts as to how thoroughly bizarre my life can be sometimes, allow me to put forward the following evidence:I'm in my bedroom at the moment be...
Posted by Synthesesia on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:50:00 PST

CLEANING KILLS ME.

About twice a year I completely overhaul my bedroom by--get this--cleaning it! These one or two times are the only times in the year that my room sees a hoover, or dusting, or that I'm actually fucked...
Posted by Synthesesia on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:23:00 PST

Twitch, twitch, twitch....

I've had a muscle twitch almost nonstop for about four days now. It's making me insane. I CAN'T MAKE IT STOP! AARRGGHH!!The worst bit? It's in my right boob. A profoundly bizarre place to have a muscl...
Posted by Synthesesia on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:25:00 PST

WHOA

This site is full of awesome. (Except don't go there if you're creeped out by masks!!) When I get stuck writing something, I take a break and go online window-shopping. Sometimes I search for story-sp...
Posted by Synthesesia on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:22:00 PST

In Deep

I am so, deeply, ; ; irremidiably, &n...
Posted by Synthesesia on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:39:00 PST

New name

I've been "nameless wonder" for a bit too long. So I changed it today. A nickel to the first person who can tell me what "Synthesesia" is. Hint: It's not a pornstar....
Posted by Synthesesia on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:26:00 PST

Skirts vs. Shorts

Men--and I--prefer skirts to shorts. They're a bigger thrill. Imagine, if you will, a woman on a subway or a bus. It's a hot day. She's wearing those ridiculously short shorts. You look--because hey, ...
Posted by Synthesesia on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:32:00 PST

Thank You

Oh, Anteros... you have been so very good to me. I am greatful for this. Thank you---I will never forget what you have done for me....
Posted by Synthesesia on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:40:00 PST

unusual reactions

I get weird bodily reactions to some things and now I get to add another one to my list. My nose--just my nose--sweats when I eat something spicy. My feet wriggle when I'm comfortable and I have no id...
Posted by Synthesesia on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:55:00 PST