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About Me

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Hey kids! My name is Jared. I'm 16 and I've been going to Rio Hondo College for almost three years. It's really lame! Well I like to make people laugh, I don't care if someone makes fun of me, but I'll probably say "I don't give a fuckk" (exact words thanks to Caleb, aka older brother). My friends I guess are pretty dope but most of the time they are assholes but it's all good. I truly hate when girls are all like "Me Me Me.. buy me stuff.. life is all about 'things'.. I can't eat.. I weigh a whole 10 pounds"!! It makes me really mad! I also hate little wanna be 2pacs that are walking around saying that they are cool, acting like they are the shit when they don't know anything about anything and I'm like "Nigger you aint cool, nigger you gay!" Yeah, if I wanna say something I will probably say it, if you think I'm a jerk thats cool, like I'm not here to impress anyone. Just trying to get through freaking school (which is lame). If I don't like someone I'll tell them straight up, I hate it when people are all like "Oh man I hate that girl/guy" and when that person comes over they say "Hey! I haven't seen you in forever! I missed you!" and gives them a big hug. It pisses me off because it's a damn lie! Stop freaking lying! If you don't like them, have the common courtesy to say it to them, or just not talk to them. I love only a few video games. My brother is my hero, he has shown and thought me so much about life and has helped me though everything that sucked balls and I owe him everything I have! He is a Marine and when he comes home we are freaking going to party that shit up!!!! My favorite band is Blink-182!! I have never gotten sick of anyone of there songs! Mark Hoppus is so awesome I truly wish I could meet him. I write and play the guitar, but I suck so bad! Like sometimes people say that not to be cocky, but I REALLY do suck! I have a very AWESOME girlfriend Brianna!! She's is pretty dope ;D! Well that's a little about me, oh wait, one more thing, I also really like the Marines Corps. Yeah, now I'm done.
Can I really handle this?!?

My Interests

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Anything Fun
--chilling with friends
--playing monopoly
--disco
--laughing it up with my peeps
--poker
Anything Stupid
--jumping off high stuff
--streaking
--storming castles
--making fires
--lemon wars
--anything that would make a great story in like five years!

I'd like to meet:

This is my best friend Will.. He is my second brother.. He has never left my side.. The thing I like about him the most is that he has never changed since I met him in forth grade and that he always tells me straight out how gay I look haha! We rock the house together and never forget the people that have changed our lives.. Ed Moody (R.I.P) you keep rockin in heaven until me and Will get up there!!

My Brother Will Save You Too Because He Is A MARINE!

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Music:

Blink 182!!!
+44!!!
Rush
Red Hot Chilipeppers
Beastieboys
Jimmy Fallon
The Rolling Stones
Offspring
Rock Kills Kid
Rancid
My Chemical Romance
afi
Jon bon jovi
Kiss
AHA
ACDC
Chuck Berry
Dean Martin
Gorrilaz
Kid Rock
Gravy Train
The Disturbed
The Darkness
Dynamite Hack
Gwen Stefani
No Doubt
Rage Against The Machine
Sir Mix A Lot
Sugarhill Gang
Jimmy Eat World
MC Hammer
Sublime
Sum 41
System of a Down
Tenacious D
Social Distortion
Weird Al Yankovich
The White Stripes
American Hi-Fi
All-American Rejects
Wolfmother
As I Lay Dieing
The Bled
Antagonist
Slipnot
Metallica
Suicidal Tendencies
Maroon 5
The Chariot
Bob Marley
Gnarls Barkley
311
The Who
Eminem
Panic! At The Disco
Silent Suicide
Darkest Hour
D 12
From First To Last
The Pink Spiders
The Raconteurs
Fall Out Boy
Soldiers Die Saints (R.I.P)
Better Than Toast (BTT)

My Girlfriend!
Brianna! =D
She is oh so amazing and radtastic!!
Now:
Then: ;)

Movies:

comedy
Full Metal Jacket!!

Television:

That 70's Show
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Family Guy
South Park
The Simpsons
Adult Swim
Johny Bravo
Dexter's Lab

Books:

....I don't read cause words done hurted my eyes balls once a time ago...and my brain power dont work nos more..

Heroes:

Ed Moody (R.I.P)
--"hey dude, u were the man....u taught us a lot of shit i will never forget u prepared us .....for life....to party , drink and get laid at the age of 10....lol...fuck man we will never forget the fun we had with u, u broke me out of that christian shell that my parents tried so hard to make ...and i thank u for that .....u were a great guy...made life full of fun and told us when shit comes ur way u just got a chill and deal with it......u brought rockin in roll to a new level with me and got me into some good music.....u taught us about girls and wut u do which was great advice and remebered.......lol.......the best time i ever had was with u me caleb jared and will sitin out side in the ally just drinkin and tellin jokes just talkin about girls and life i will never forget it....u were the funniest guy i have ever meet and ...u just made life enjoyable.......... God bless u man rest in peace..... u were the badest dude alive.........." This was written by Matt and I couldn't of said it any better! Miss you Ed!! And me, Will, Caleb and Matt will NEVER forget you dude! No matter how different we all get, we will always have the opinion that you were the coolest guy in our lives in common with each other!
Caleb Lodico
--My brother, If anyone knows anything about girls, It's Caleb! Only the greatest advise ALWAYS!!
Mark Hoppus
--My inspiration
Marshall Bruce Mathers
--He says what I want to. Even though that Ed always called us gay for listening to him, Eminem is still dope haha! Sorry Ed but he says what needs to be said.

My Blog

getting a letter...

..from my brother is weird and cool at the same time.. It's weird how much I miss him.. I remember at school when he pissed me off and I remember saying that I would never miss him and I wish he was g...
Posted by himynameisjared on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:04:00 PST

A Different Christmas Poem

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my cheast,My daughter beside me, angelc in rest.Outside the snow fell,...
Posted by himynameisjared on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

...Who Are You??...

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be...
Posted by himynameisjared on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:02:00 PST

R.I.P. Ed Moody....loved by all

Hello, this is a blog for the one and only Ed Moody... you might now know Ed but he lived with my family for about 2 to 3 years.. he was around 40 to 45years old... and always look on the positiv...
Posted by himynameisjared on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:49:00 PST