Howdy do yall Im Albie the chicken I am the coolest bit of farm food you are ever likely to meet. I was originally from China then I imigrated to pound stretcher in Hartlepool (the one near Halfords) were I was plucked from the shelf by my homeboyz.
I dont have a job however I have applied for a job at KFC down the marina and are awaiting an interview (so they best get back to me or I will torch the place lol). I also do a bit of moddeling now an again for PLAYCHICKEN and various window compaines in the region.Going to malia with my playas and Im gonna tap some ass for sure.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
That fine peice off ass from the bernard mathews advert I would love to give her a good clucking.
