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Lance

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About Me


I'm a Scorpio from Dundalk, MD. I'm an easy going guy always looking for fun. If you're with the good times, than I'm your man. I'm philosophical and deep when I want to be (or when I have had too much vino). I'm abrasive and smooth, all at the same time. How you see me is how I am. Read my blogs; you might learn something. Check out some of the bands under my friend's list. Support local music, no matter the locale.
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Rowdy Drunk
Shut up, already, rowdy drunk! You're the most dreaded drunk of all to waitresses and bartenders alike. I could probably find you in an enormous group of people, banging your mug on the table, singing Irish drinking songs, and screaming, "WHOOOO" every 13 seconds for no particular reason.
What kind of drunk are you?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche ||||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test

My Interests

Music/concerts, movies/shows, comedy, travel, poker, people watching, new things and just having a good time. :)
Shameless plugs:

I'd like to meet:

Fun-loving people; and some others I haven't seen in a month of Sundays.

Music:

This list got too long. If it's good, I dig it.

Movies:

Focus Features, Fox Searchlight, Rogue Pictures, and a lot of the mainstream.

Television:

American Dad; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Family Guy; Futurama; Home Movies; Married with Children; Robot Chicken; Seinfeld; The Shield; The Simpsons; Weeds

Books:

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil - John Berendt; Dan Brown; George Carlin; Lewis Carroll; The Great Santini - Pat Conroy; America - Jon Stewart

Heroes:

Cary Grant; Thomas Jefferson; Bob Saget; Kevin Spacey; Jonathan Winters

My Blog

Spotting: the problem

It's been a very long time since I wrote one of these and I'm not sure why I stopped. But I've been in a rut for the past few weeks, and when I wrote I felt great no matter what was going on. So we'll...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:24:00 PST

The Number One Priority at the Top of my To-Do List in my Inbox

It's been a long time since I posted on here. Now seems as good a time as any. So if I can fit this writing into my busy schedule, it may not turn out so bad. You've heard them say it a million times:...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST

Pardon me...after I burst into flames...

Some of you have seen my temper. For the ones that haven't, it's not a pretty thing nor something I am particularly proud of. I won't bother with the stories; let's just say I've done some things I pr...
Posted by Lance on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:51:00 PST

When to put out or get out

I try to surround myself with geniuses. I do this for one of three reasons: a) to try to absorb some intelligence by osmosis as I headbutt them or 2) to try to drag them down to my level. (Everyone go...
Posted by Lance on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST

Along the Fairweather Way and "Who It's For" Play

Hello. My name is Lance. And I have a hero complex. I go out of my way for people on a regular basis; I also go to great lengths for people I barely know or, in a normal scenario, wouldn't piss on if ...
Posted by Lance on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:49:00 PST

Ashes to Candy; Dust to Soil

As most of you have heard me say, "My mother was raised Catholic. So it was really important to her that my brother and I weren't." However, I still picked up a few things from my Catholic relatives, ...
Posted by Lance on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:14:00 PST

Do What You Want

So it's late and nauseating inspiration strikes. This is one I've been working on for quite some time. No time like the present. If I don't write it, it's my fault you didn't read it. Too often do I s...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:53:00 PST

Virtuous Bamboo and Settling Down

This blog has two topics that go together quite well. I hope that you will do one, and not the other. I don't know if any of you are familiar with the Chinese Bamboo Tree. The tree grows a few in...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:24:00 PST

The constantlly asked question - "So?"

I have never really thought about this until last night. I mean really sat down and given it thought. It's amazing what you can realize when you're talking to a total stranger. Thanks Ray. It's the co...
Posted by Lance on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:56:00 PST

Parking Spaces and One Man's Trash

So it's been about a week; and this conversation has come up on three different occasions with three different people. Everyone has heard (or you will have after reading this) the expression, "[Insert...
Posted by Lance on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:56:00 PST