My tenor saxophone (Selmer Series III, Super Tone Master Otto Link mouth piece) is my wife, it will never cheat on me, it will never leave me, it will always be there for me, when i make love to her, i dont have to worry about babies (i am traumatized when we talkin about babies), man, my horn is my baby. I have forgotten that my saxophone is something that i love doing so so much for re-enlisting and becoming a drill instructor. We'll other than that, I'm a man of God and I am probably one of the most understanding individual that you will ever meet. For God's sake, my best friend is Gay. I'm straight. (Notice the period) haha
