I heard a story just the other day/A story that I couldn' believe/It was a story about your mother/And how she's going down on her knees/
And the guys downstairs says she can do it really well/How does it feeel/To know your mother sucks cocks in Hell?/Oh how you cried the day that your mother died... She didnt get into heaven.. shes down in hell given slurppies at the 7/11
I know her soul will never rest.../cuz shes in hell/doin what she does best/your mother sucks cocks in hell/it was a gift from god that she does really well/im hearin things/things that i did not know/how your mother could suck a basketball throug a garden house/and the guys downstairs/say she can do it really well/how does it feel/to know your mother sucks cocks in hell?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shelly... or Shelbert
Birthday: April 5th
Birthplace: Southwest Detroit, Michigan
Current Location: Ohio
Eye Color: Greyish blue-Green when really happy
Hair Color: It changes
Height: Umm about 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Errrr Iono
The Shoes You Wore Today: Buckle Boots
Your Weakness: Boys and sex
Your Fears: I'ma agree with Foamy.. exploding teeth
Your Perfect Pizza: Ummm a lot of pepperonis
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Poke a badger with a spork
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Iono... that's it...
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a breath-mint
Your Best Physical Feature: Umm Brian says boobs legs and ass... but he's a guy
Your Bedtime: I don't have one
Your Most Missed Memory: When Melody was alive (she was only 14)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.. DUH!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MD's French Fries and NK's nuggets
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iono
Chocolate or Vanilla: Iono both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No...
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Yes in my band
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.. hopefuly we all do
Have you Been in Love: I am
Do you want to go to College: Sure only 6 hours a day...
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Errrr I know I'm gonna be famous one day (I know it sounds gay)
Do you get Motion Sickness: No not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Errrrr no not really. Me and Brian fight about this. But in the end we just say "whatever"
Are you a Health Freak: Kind of in a way
Do you get along with your Parents: Parent... and me and my mom have our moments
Do you like Thunderstorms: Why yes... yes I do
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, bass, keytair, keyboard, piano, organ o0o0o0o0o, drums, violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: I don't
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No... don't do 'em
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten two oreos... not boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Oh god... yes
Ever been called a Tease: No... cuz I'm not. Have You?
Ever been Beaten up: Yes... when I was younger. Long stories
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In a rope or in my sleep (murdered or just died)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am going to be what I already am... musician, poet, artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Berlin, Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Any... Black or funky color are my favs though
Short or Long Hair: Long/longish
Height: A little bit taller than me
Weight: Not fat skinny... but not a twig
Best Clothing Style: Black clothing... Punk... Skater... something under rock genre
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummm I take medication.... Lots
Number of CDs I own: Literally over 500
Number of Piercings: I used to have 11 (2 eyebrow, 1 eyebrow, 3 in each ear (lobe), nose, 2 lip) oh wait that's 10
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Having sex in the mental hospital
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