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About Me

Jaded, gullible, bitter, trusting, the patience of a saint except when it comes to driving. And working. And being late. A thirst for knowledge that is quickly dampered by the textbook format. I love fiercely and intensely, but quietly. I like many people yet I can't seem to find the one I want to see everyday. Lashing out is for fools. Letting people see you react lets them win. But then how else would they know how you feel? :) Great conversation is mandatory yet silence is golden. The keys to success in life is good timing and good lighting. Just because I'm not smiling doesn't mean i'm in a bad mood. And just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I like you. Introverted, outgoing, I think too much, which is when I turn to friends and booze for distraction. Confident, with a low self esteem. I like to conduct myself as a lady, yet have no problem throwing that aside when the need arises. In short, a contradiction of everything, because why be one thing when you can be all?
"My atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image to be servants of their human interests."-George Santayana
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You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Wit ((76% dark, 38% spontaneous, 10% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -
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Gifted IQ 125 to 140
You are Gifted! IQ 125 to 140. The US average is 98 and you should feel good. Only 1 out of 50 people have a higher IQ than you. You really should consider taking a real IQ test to measure your near genius. People like you: Madonna, Hilary Clinton, Geena Davis.

Devil or Angel?


Black Angel
You'd be a Black angel, Mostly nice, but you can get angry and evil at times... You do not care for some things, but you love to have fun.
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My Blog

In need of professional advice, please assist!

Ok, it basically goes like this: I'm black out eating, like some sort of culinary version of the Fight Club. On Wednesday I went to Mansion, had many drinks. I remember everything up until about 4:...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:28:00 GMT

Locking gas caps a must these days

So I went to work on Monday directly after school, started work around 12. I parked on a little side street off of Collins like I've been doing of late, and got off of work about 9:30pm. I walked to...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 19:17:00 GMT

home invaders

So there i was, in my kitchen, sitting on my stool studying for my last final on tuesday in quant analysis. Not the easiest of topics, i'm quite focused in my quiet apartment when throughout the cour...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:50:00 GMT

customer service is fantastic

I had a wax appointment today (I want to enjoy some of this lovely weather we are having by tomorrow via bikini, nothing wrong with that, right?) and lo and behold, it happens to be valentine's day! ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:17:00 GMT

stumble upon

if you haven't heard me talk aboutit yet, stumble upon is an add on to the firefox web browser that is the SHIT. I'm addicted. One of the many websites i have found are the following:http://www.bird...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:15:00 GMT

The best show ever

I love MXC. With a passion. No other show has ever made me laugh so HARD out loud in a room by myself. Almost to the point of tears. Perhaps this is showing my sadistic side a little bit admitting ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:54:00 GMT

Is there a collective Human Consciousness?

So I'm at my friends house the other night, watching Happy Feet. Which was a little more depressing than I had expected, but that's not what's important here. Has anyone else noticed the increasing ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:16:00 GMT

Ode (rant) to Home Depot

This was something I wrote to someone about a month ago when I had just moved in to my new place. I was talking to some friends about Home Depot today, and every time I here the name of the store I t...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:08:00 GMT

I was cranky that day...

I wrote this last year. Bad day at work folks! I need to vent sometimes, who doesn't? But it's still one of my favorite things I have written. maybe no one knows....Reply to: pers-218479131@craigsl...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:10:00 GMT

I'm really at my prime when I have absolutely nothing to do....

1. . Where is your dad right now?I'm going to assume somewhere in central florida?????? Maybe balls deep in some poon god willing? 2. Last time you kissed someone?Oh. my. hmm. do I really have to tell...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:49:00 GMT