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About Me

I'm a 26 year old going through a mid life crises. I tell many about this crises, but they chuckle, laugh and say " how could you be going through a mid-life crises?" I also tell them I have two left thumbs.....of course, many people don't believe me. This ideal standard of an average american life is not for me. The very thought of buying a large home, getting married, having a bunch of kids, getting stuck in a routine is just a nightmare to me. I want more out of life than just the standard. I don't know what I'm really looking for, maybe.....a definition to my life that can be found through many experiences met or unmet with a touch of spirituality on top. One thing for sure, I'm not looking for false pretenses of little itty bitty snacks of affection. There's nothing better in this world than being one's self.

My Interests

Taking pictures of my big left toe, collecting butterflies, and really cool lookin beetles, taking pics with my digi camera, petting my pikachu ( you can take that anyway you want ), I'm addicted to Pirate's Booty ( FYI its cheaper to buy at Trader Joe's) , drinking multicolor shakes that my dad makes for me that consits of fruit and vegetables, talkin on the cell while on my bicycle ( a little hard while on the motorcycle) , real estate ( I'm looking for inground domes, adobe's, and the kibbler elves treehome), painting warhammer figures and little tin soldiers, riding my motocycle, reading motorcycle mags and books, people watching at just about any place. Oh, and MOTORCYCLES!!! Man, I sound like a major nerd.

I'd like to meet:

People I'd like to MEET? Anyone! I'd love meeting people. C'mon, I don't bite ;)

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Music:

Oddly enough.....I like country. Now, I'm REALLY into Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jefferson airplane, anything from the '60s and the '70 especially all that hippie music. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!!!!

Movies:

American Beauty is my all time favorite movie. Kinsey is the next favorite. Forrest Gump, Fight Club (quite a meaningful movie when you start working for corporate america), the Punisher, X-Men 2, half baked......and many more.

Television:

Barely watch tv.

Books:

Right now I'm reading Bread and Wine. My favorite book is George Orwell's 1984. I love reading books by Herman Hesse and Alan Moore. Oh, and comic books.

Heroes:

Mercedes Fuentes, my dad, and then ......Spiderman, Batman, Superman, Sooper friends, sooper dooper little guy from sesame street..........

My Blog

What's life about??? Oh no! The great question!

Life is an illusion. Love is an illusion. Do we really know what we want??? We do, but we don't follow what we want because we try to conform and meet other people's expectations of us. Those ex...
Posted by joy on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

SSSSTRRRRRESSSSSSED OUT!

I never knew that it took so much time to do a 5 min. Film. I haven't been sleeping very well and not eating as much. I know this film I'm making is very short, but every second count...
Posted by joy on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST

Finally! My first Rave!

Before I start, I just wantd to say, sitting here in the front of this gigantic monitor typing, my body feels like its been hit by a train.One of the best feelings in the world cuz you know...
Posted by joy on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

My Normalcy Score

Are You Normal? Your Normalcy Quotient is: 40 out of 100. Your quiz results make you a Marvelous MaverickGiddy-up partner. You're a maverick and don't know what the definition of normal is. That's a-o...
Posted by joy on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:59:00 PST

MOOOOOOOOOOOOVIN on OUT!

WOOO HOO!!! I'm gettin out of this tiny, tiny town of Ripon next friday! Movin out to the frisco bay! I'm so excited! I finally have my own place to call my own. So, if my dad chills at my place, and ...
Posted by joy on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:20:00 PST

L.A...... Not my kind of city

There are many songs and movies about LA. It seems so glamorous with such rich and popular places such as Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Hollywood, etc. However, being a minority and not being so rich and fa...
Posted by joy on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:15:00 PST

The Uncomfortable Condom Purchase

One of the most interesting and embarassing things happend to me today. At our local Wal-mart, in the dusty, sun- dried town of Modesto, my dad and I were shopping. He came up to me ...
Posted by joy on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST

Just Kind of Eating it up.

On Friday, at 3am, I raided my room looking for all the memoriabilia of everything we had. All the photos, the Goofy hat, the black round brush that she used to style her hair before going to work. Ev...
Posted by joy on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

moths and superstition

I know this sounds kinda weird but, I was sitting on the edge of my bath tub shaving my legs and I was thinking of how lonely I felt at the time. Then I thought of my bestfriend, Mercedes, ...
Posted by joy on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

Less than 24 hours

I don't know if anyone agrees or not, but its a huge turn off when you're makin out with someone and you know they just had sex with someone else less than 24 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by joy on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:50:00 PST