The Riverbilly Cousin Touchers

About Me

We got tired of sittin' around in our underwares one day an, I said to Jadam, "Jadam, stead of fightin' an fuckin' all day, let's up play some rock-n-roll music." It took a while to assemble the pieces, but we found us a barn an' started honkey tonkin' up a storm. Soon after, every little juke joint by the river wanted us to come put on a show. Who was we to say no an' deny regular folks a repite from workin' for the man. So with a healthy dose of drug addiction, and seein' the world as a hillbilly, comes the RIVERBILLY COUSIN TOUCHERS. Authentic rock-n-roll, the way it was before regular people took over the industry...

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 09/06/2007
Band Website: This is it tiger
Band Members: PAT_CLAP, the most influential rockstar in Illinois+ guitar and Vox;ANDY_SOMETHING or OTHER, damn fine Drummer+awesome car; NICK_JAIME; Bass + Keys + Hollerin' + Bad Ass + Old Style;Jesus Chrst; The Homeless Peoples' Choir; and prolly YOU!!
Influences: We play songs about drinkin whiskey and getting beat up at truck stops. We play music inspired by the greats, mary jane, LSD, PBR, BDSM, PCP, USfuckinA, UK, blackin out, sleepin in the street, gettin sweaty, honky tonkin, kick'n asses, poppin pills, mountain climbin naked, well oiled chainsaws, missing persons, singles adds, the wiked witch of the north, santa clause's mistress, gay elves, and BIG DADDY OPIUM.Not that we condone drug use, but look what it did for the Greatful Dead, and GG Allin.
Sounds Like: according to the news paper we sound like HANK WILLIAMS on ACID... or LITTLE RICHARD on RED BULL.... or THE CRAMPS on COKE.... or whatever else is selling these days, on METH
Record Label: Ernest Hemingway..s Shotgun Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Vom(-inem)it.... that's vomit + M+M

Loves Park Illinois, This is a town that has all a band could want. Rain, meth heads ( both kinds; raging, and oblivious) lightning, motorcycles, locals and a bar that pays the band after the sho...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 09:53:00 GMT

Riverbilly+Reality= mighty fine TeeVee

So far my movie about the band's 2009 season is an incomplete blog.The movie will recreate for y'all what it's like to be in the worste band in America. I'm postitive that after all of the footage is ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:37:00 GMT

2009 First Show of the Year

..May8, 5314 N. 2nd St. Loves Park, Il 61111 --- loves park and rockford, really the same place load in 8:00 pm-...... but you might not be in the band, so load in means nothing to you.... just be at...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:00:00 GMT

fixing gear, STDs and Democracy

.. How to fix gear with blood and skin If you ever have gear at a show that won't work you might think:1 OH shit! the show is doomed!!!!!!2 OH shit! this is going to be expensive to fix!!!!!3 OH s...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:32:00 GMT

Justine, you’re a really just a cunt..... our fan mail

ahhhh, this is a reply from some cunt named justine she was too illiterate to read the flyer with show details ..... our fan mail ------------------------- From: ..Justine..Date: Jun 15, 2008...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:36:00 GMT

The Family Reunion Make-out Room

Pat_Clap, the most influential rockstar in Illinois... guitar and vox;///// Jadam James... two piece drums + the cousin;////// Andy S... the S is for quality drummin + Old Style, and he has a really c...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:22:00 GMT

We are looking for a booker, on acid

what a review!...other reviews, Tina Turner with a mohawk,Hank Williams on acidyou guys suck and are way too gay...if you are in a way too gay band, hook us up with a show. I hate bookingyou can do it...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:10:00 GMT

I am Tina Turners baby, according to the press

Local bands entertain at Otto's By KEITH CAMERON Otto's Niteclub & Underground hosted underrated talent and small crowds Saturday night.The crowd in the main room was close to abysmal when The Ri...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:51:00 GMT

Voted BEST BAND NAME EVER, so fuck you Lars

Move over Led Zeppelineat my ass Strawberry Alarm clockI have chunks of tthe Foo Fighters in my stool....The Righteous Hillbillies cast the deciding vote in THE BEST BAND NAME EVER poll.... and we won...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:03:00 GMT

California dreamin lyrics

you can't quit dope and you say you don't care said shut your fuckin mouth about the color of my hair your mama's home cryin and your daddy's out drinkin tonight . started smokin crack never finnished...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:01:00 GMT