Drumb n' Bass, Animals, Flying, Skating, Boobs, Beer, Sideburns, Ninjas, Mega Man, Rare Diseases, Pickles, Paris Hilton, Karate, Babes, Black Hoods, Finger Biting, Egging Hookers, Ninjas, Metal, Booze, Blue Jeans, Football, Abortions, Still Born Babies, Party Rails, Guns, Killin People, Ninjas, Hippos, Running Trains, VAHC, Snot, Teenage Pregnancies, The Color Blue, Knives, The Deathstar, Salsa, Pizza, Beer, Chicks, Monster Muff Diving, Wet Dreams, Cock Push-Ups, Making People Cry, Riding Ponies, Zucchini, Poker, Waves, Ghosts, Tramps, CVS, Ninjas, Warm Socks, Camping, LSD, The Blues, Fishing, Poker, Duff, New Socks, Fried Chicken, Kegs, and Porn.
Someone who likes to take long walks on the beach, eat red meat, and... kill small children with screwdrivers and staple guns. I also like red-heads and girls under 125lbs. Drinking is a must.
Please...
Gang Bang Sluts 1-25, Any type of porno that has a Pirate theme, Clockwork Orange, Billy Madison, The Hoobastank DVD, 28 Days Later, Natural Born Killers, A Fish Called Wanda, that Ewok movie (not star wars the spinn-off), Joe Dirt, Pulp Fiction, Porkys, Pink Panther, Detroit Rock City, The Warriors, American Ninja, BASEketball, Reservoir dogs, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, ELF, Dont tell Mom the Babysitters Dead, Mallrats, Clerks, Any Bond Movie, Star Wars, The Neverending Story, Dogma, The Meaning of Life, Superman, Batman Returns, Gremlins, Ghost Busters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and some others that I cant think of now, so Fuck Off!
Magic Jonson, Donkey Kong, Knucles (from sonic), that guy from the 7up adds, and... well no one actualy.