your mom
a generous philanthropist who will give me lots of money for no real reason. ill use the money to purchase several chimpanzees so as to let them all loose on the floor of the new york stock exchange, also for no real reason.
stuff that doesnt suck.
see above.
yes, i have one
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and the zombie survival guide. everything you will ever need to know lies within.
GET OUTTA MY FRIKKIN POOL