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Christine

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About Me

Urban Wildlife Count for 2009: Hawks 380, Bald Eagles 46, 1 crow show, Cranes bazillions now that we've been to ocean shores, Cheese Enchiladas for Joe 24, Cheese Enchiladas for christine 9, Money found 92.70.Favorite self quote for January to an a-hole stranger "Dude, you're really rude. Enjoy your earrings." The year is still young, what will I say?Self Quote for Feb regarding paintings shown on the news from a recent art walk downtown "I could make those with my feet!"Self Quote for March regarding someone who thinks he's pretty cool "I'd help him if he fell in the street, but I wouldn't loan him money."Self Quote for April "Stupid Fucking Debutante Wannabe Bellevue Bitches!" Alternate, this one is joe's, in response to lame ass slow walking aimless people not looking where they're walking as we're actively trying to find a parking spot "What is this, Night of the Living Dead?" So good.Self Quote for May "I tried to be wrong and I couldn't" trying to sing off key and not being able to. It's actually more difficult to sing off key than to sing on key. Really. So I guess the shitty song bird guy across the way is more talented than the captain and tenille because he manages to do it every day, as witnessed through our window.Self quote for June: "I don't hate people, I just don't like very many of them."Urban Wildlife count for 2008: Hawks 432, plus 28 bald eagles, 10 crow shows.I collect vintage pretties on the outside and margaritas on the inside. I am super selective about things now, as I have enough of everything.The photos on this page are mine. My newest favorite photo:The witch is still in the tree outside. I wish she would Grow Away. Gettit? Gettit?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken.She brought me batteries for my flash so that I could take this picture. Love her.

My Blog

Super Creepy Eulogy

My current song is by a lady named Margo Guryan.  I'd never heard of her.  Last night a lady said to me "I always thought of you as a margo" and I liked it.  I could be a Margo.  I feel like a Margo. ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:47:00 GMT

I Love Language, by Christine

I've been a writer since I was young. Not necessrily good, but diligent.  I dog eared the dictionary and treated the thesaurus like a bible.  I filled countless journals and diaries with words.  I emb...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:54:00 GMT

A Hex on Sally Hansen

Not really on Sally Hansen the nail polish mogul herself, as she may be a figurehead like Colonel Sanders or may no longer even be "with us" at all.  A hex on the company now apparently owned by Coty....
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:08:00 GMT

Dear Stranger, By Christine

Dear Stranger,For reasons unknown I have just spent the last hour reading every one of your blogs.  You are a friend of a friend that I will never meet, so this was pointless.  Entertaining however, l...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:06:00 GMT

Summer Night at the Skate Park, by Christine

It's frickin hot in our apartment.  It absorbs heat all day and even when it cools to 70 outside the inside remains a balmy 85 at 9pm.  This is why when joe said "it's too bad you can't take a margari...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:28:00 GMT

Cutest Ever Birdie Moment, By Christine

I was going about putting ice and lemon in my diet Shasta in the kitchen this afternoon when I noticed something moving out of the corner of my eye.  I'm a little too observant, and a little jumpy due...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:03:00 GMT

We are Human Post It Pads and Dreams of the Destruction of Earth, by Christine

I have a post it pad in the shape of a kitten.  I pulled a piece off today to write a note to the video store letting them know their movie jammed in the middle of the DVD.  Yes, I am a bleeding heart...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:14:00 GMT

What Would Gary Numan Do?

I really like a times font. So Joe and I randomly play this game, ok we've only done it twice.  Seeing if Gary Numan will put odd shit we post on his page.   I don't know why we target him, it's reall...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:08:00 GMT

Photography Still Give Me a Thrill, by Christine

Photography, though it's a dying art and becoming digital, the real deal still really floats my boat.  Everything about it.  Everything.  Knowing about emulsion layers and the chemicals it takes to ma...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:53:00 GMT

Technology Pisses Me Off, by Christine

Yes, I use technology.  I rely on the computer for my living, and some social activity.  Hail Mary have things gotten out of control!  I've been a little bored on myspace lately as all of you have dri...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:21:00 GMT