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Maria XY

I am here for Friends

About Me



I'm MARIA! And I can steal your attention like I stole your bike.
Sometimes.
STD flamethrower
Hit ittt.
I like stalkers.

My Interests

Hii, I like these clowns.

Fall Backz
The Fantastic Whores
The Seductive Skankz
THE HIGH-CLASS H0EZ ♥

I'd like to meet:


So serious.

Music:

R.I.P The Blood Brothers.
I loved you sooo. D':

Heroes:


KARABOLIC KEVIN™ ;] LT =]
hi im lt im marice/maria's besstest friend in the worlddd lol. were partners in crime ;] shes a pretty amazing girl funny and random cuteee and shorter than me! =] lol she's addicted to chocolate... AND BOYS and shes a pretty lil asian that is verry uncoordinated who cant drive or ride a bike shes the most crazy, funny, outgoing asian 5'1 girl i know who just cant get enough of me ;] lmao jk. marice ily (the computer knows my emotions! lolll)

My Blog

YAY HALLOWEENER!

Rebecca and I went trick or treating, elohelz.Again.It was quite amaziiing because this year, we went with Zuleyka and Aly.OBSERVE:Zuleyka and I started off by changing in Rebecca's car.I don't have a...
Posted by Maria XY on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:03:00 PST

LAWLZ

Aly, Rebecca, Frank, and I went to the beach.ELOHEEEEL!On the way there, we did stupid things in Fronk's car. We tried to eat Rebecca's finger. :O And whilst Rebecca and Aly were off making stupid...
Posted by Maria XY on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

How the High-Class H0ez Get Down March on 4th.

So there were these four fiiiine ladies by the names ofOrgasm Lad (who was actually a girl),Deflowering Lass (who actually wasn't a girl... asl;kdf;alksdf just kidding),Super Boobies,and Vagina Lass.A...
Posted by Maria XY on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

HALLOWEEEEENIEEE!!!

So Maria and Rebeccalaaaa decided to go trick or treating.R O F L. But Rebecca was such a STALKER. And I was too much of a tourist to comprehend. And needless to say,it went DOWN on Rebecca's fr...
Posted by Maria XY on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST

RAAAAAAAAAAVE!!: CANYEWGITTHATFURMAY

CRUISE!!!1234@@!! :) So the cruise thingy started on the 13th.My family went with 490853906 family friends.First we took a bus from Marie's house to New York.Being the tourists that we are, the first ...
Posted by Maria XY on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:25:00 PST

HOW DISTURBING: Dramatic Death of Cedric Diggory

I CAN BARELY SEE ANYTHING!!But ROFL at movie playing in the background anyways.And at Marie's mustache/beard thingy.And at my HORRIBLE, horrible excuse for an English accent....
Posted by Maria XY on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:41:00 PST

GAAANGSTA AAAACTIONNN

So "THE BEST MONDAY EVER" didn't go as well as Zuleyka and I had planned.- It rained.- Half of the Fantastic Whores couldn't commence with "THE BEST MONDAY EVER" plans.- I'm STILL Azn. It wasn't the s...
Posted by Maria XY on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:42:00 PST

CHRONICLES OF THE STUPID

WHY?!WHY?!WHY?! ...
Posted by Maria XY on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:19:00 PST

HAPPY ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<333

oh, MAWCH FAWTH So there were these four lovely ladies:Orgasam Lad [WHO HAPPENS TO BE A FEMALE! :O!]Vagina LassSuper Boobiesand Deflowering Lass. And together... they morph to create.... ::THE FANTAST...
Posted by Maria XY on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST

How We Roll on 2006

REBECCA IS A CRIMINAL!!!I AM THE POPPERNAZZI!!!!! REBECCA WAS CAUGHT DURING HER UNRIGHTEOUS ACTS! She hid her face in shame behind... an UnderOATH cd cover..?... and looked like one of The Beatles......
Posted by Maria XY on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 07:59:00 PST