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when we last left off, our Three Drunk Bastards and their Houlie were living in their radioactive, three story house, busy learning the ways of the enigmatic computer... many things have since changed.(___________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __)we now find our three drunk bastards disbanded. It began when the elusive Houlie went into hiding which climaxed a long and stressful addiction to pain. The three drunk bastards, left to fend for themselves, fell into the midst of civil war. One drunk bastard was clearly the common enemy, and quietly deceived the other two, stupidly thinking it would go unnoticed. Of course not. So now, the three are disbanded. Two of these bastards, remaining locked in musical partnership, set out for new beginnings in a harsh winter's haze...(____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________)It wasn't long before a dangerous, yet miraculous situation occured. The two drunk bastards had found another pair of... equally drunk bastards.! Amazed at their luck but baffled by the odds, the foursome decided it would be best to build a home. In the home there were five floors. On the bottom four floors, the drunk bastards resided, respectfully, each to his own. As expected, they communicated only with ceiling banging, floor thumping, and gruntish yelling. Many vanillas (a.k.a. innocent people) were killed. But the most secretive, and murdersome floor remained the fifth. There lived two, brooding, morbid feinds bent on destroying the four drunk bastards... the struggle had just begun...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 28/06/2005
Band Website: www.theITUS.com
Band Members: Stefen (McBane) Mactaggart - Guitar___Artie (Rudeboy) Shaughnessy - Bass, Vocals___Adam (DiCow) Witkowski - Drums, Harmonica___Jack (the Sundance kid) Conn - Guitar, Vocals
Influences: drunk women, ty's basement, Led Zeppelin, swisha house, Century Sam, the Beatles, Brett's old parties, Kitchings parties CHYEA, uhh rock, blunts, 40's, Gin& Tonic, the King Kahn&BBQ show, Foufouns, wartime swing, the brass, L'X, be your own pet, the streets of MTL, Valois Park, the bait bench, Desmond Dorney, FIFA, Hollow bodies, Acid, Mush, Grey Goose, Panty peeler, Red Balls, ty's kitchen, the bowling alley, the Ion, kitch-pup, 1979, Gentle Giant, Quote:"psychadelics...psychadelics as a tool for self exploration...thats one of the influences on my life, so is sex..."--(t.E., a good friend)
Sounds Like: over-the-top tribal rituals of penutbutter love-sacrafice and herbal celtic druid medicines. Some say it reminds them whole-heartedly of past autumn nightmares. However not in a discerning way, but rather that of lush and intense psychological experiences that ultimately resulted in a higher being. More often than not, subjects express a deep urning for more after many soundwaves have passed through their cerebrums, only to vanish without leaving a trace behind. Some describe the feeling of ecstasy with revolt against the thought of their bodies being violated by unnatural forces.
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My Blog

The Pound

Wow, where do we start?  Last thursday, september 21st the dirty mag was invited to play a set at the Pound along with the talents of The Future Perfects and The Coloured Lights.  What...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 14:08:00 GMT

Nuky tUK tuk

the summer solstice is hear.  Everything has stopped moving and the sun is standing still and i'm going fucking apeshit.  I'm irrate.  Things mean less and seem bleak at the moment but ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:29:00 GMT

modern girls

i just have to say that girls these days are so fucking hot i just can't stand not to fuck them all fuck is such a harsh word right? wrong it comes from the acronym FORNICATNG UNDER CONSENT OF THE KIN...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:44:00 GMT

Just sing, sing, sing.

Sing it loud and sing it proud Don't be shy just let it out And if you're feeling down In the ground just remember All you really got to do is Sing, Sing, sing, sing Sing until it's hard to breathe An...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:35:00 GMT

Rent a handy hubstand

Rent a handy husband for all! Renovation and repairEstimate is free of charge! Unconditional closet care He'll go through your all your clothesand maybe all your underwear A home to share is all he w...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:28:00 GMT

Please.im A busy man

Well, as you all know I haven't been on here for a long time.  Having alot of financial problems, and I guess I'm just really too important to be dilly dallying on Myspace.  There are s...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 16:46:00 GMT

self-centered EMO

Emo= modern hair metal.  Just another bullshit fad for attention-seeking kids to buy into. you think that when you're Emo, you're different?  Your a packaged product.  You all have...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:43:00 GMT

fucking whore

just look at yourself whore "I Beacon! The town tramp!" that is I stranger, what do you come for? I come to burn in your finest fire I come to bask in my finest hour I want to hang from your highest...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 15:54:00 GMT

Departments of hell

6 floors.. 6) Department of mock heaven, joy 5) department of unatatined desire and lost ambition, 4) department of humilation 3) Department of Sand 2) Department of realizaton, im...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:23:00 GMT

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I watched you from the attic about a second before I walked over and remembered I hurt youI really didnt mean to make you cry,But worst of all you think that I, Just wanna be the jacket that...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 00:17:00 GMT