His Majesty King Moffet

To all and singular, I am King Moffet. I am a feline king who rules justly his human and feline subjects. I reside in my palatial house that boasts a library, a great hall and many other aristoCATic luxuries. Unfortunately due to a veterinary accident I am no longer able to father a kitten therefore I have appointed my younger cousin as my heir-apparent, the Prince Oscar. I have a royal bloodline that dates back to the ancient Egyptian cat Bast. In my palace I have a human staff of two. Rosemary is my housekeeper she does a myriad of jobs including cleaning, cooking and chauffeuring to name a few. Then theirs my valet, James, he grooms me, cleans my litter tray and keeps the house in order he also keeps me amused as my court jester. My cousin Oscar also lives with me and we are very fond of each other although we do like to play fight a lot. He serves no purpose other than my heir and is typical of the bourgeois aristoCATic playcat who does nothing all day just eats sleeps and excretes, (by the way that’s the family motto). I hope to give an insight to my royal life of luxury with all those human subjects who are interested. I may, in my regal capacity, confer a peerage or a knighthood to anyone I meet who I think is worthy. If Elton John is worthy of one then I am damn sure I can dish one out. yellow paisley myspace layout