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The Millington

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About Me

Andrew Millington --
[adj]:
To be of God-like status
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
I swear, I this is exactly what came up when I tried it!
First off, I am better than you are. FACT.
Ok, well let's talk about me for a minute...
I'm 22 years old and I am doing my dream job (I'm so if that makes you jealous).
I don't like to blow my own trumpet but "toot fucking toot"! Check out that score!!!
I work as Cabin Crew for out of BHX and am loving it. I love the long hours I am being given and the pay it brings in even more so. I am straight, no really I am. When I'm not flying around or making you insanely jealous I am either spending time with my Lisa (xxx), hanging with my best friends (Mira or Chris) playing my guitars, driving my car or just doing things for other people because I am one nice son of a bitch...after all is said and done though I'm am probably cuddling with my Lisa...she looks after me loads! I like going out and having a laugh, don't drink much, but I do enjoy a drink sometimes...(mine's a Southern Comfort and Lemonade cheers)...I like live music, but prefer to be somewhere I can hear conversation. I just enjoyed having fun...if you can't make something fun then stop doing it because it's a waste of your life!!! I also love football and I find it hard to survive without music...silence is definately NOT golden! I am a big fan of the Alt Rock Scene (that includes Indie and Rock and all that kinda thing), trance is good, happy hardcore has some great moments and just anything with a tuneful song. I'm emotional(much), caring, funny, loud, random, strange, lovable, romantic, sweet and all that stuff..in short* "I'm The Guy That You Wish You Were"** (Thanks for the quote P, much love x)...
I write my blogs because it's how I feel...read them if you want...if a blog comes up private then mail me and ask to read it if you really are that bothered...if it's readable, I'll say yes :)
I am most probably funnier than you and I don't care even if I'm not...I probably am though because I am funny...end of.
I'm not arrogant, I'm cocky...there's a difference.
I hate people who take me for granted, or people who just do things for drama...get a life, a clue or both.
Oh yeah...if you know me well enough I have this advice: "Learn by my mistakes and don't make the same mistakes that I did!"
Yeah...you love it.
Oh and please, without sounding arrogant, don't add me just because you think I'm hot or you wanna "hook up"...I don't care and I don't want to talk to you. If you like who I am, then ok...message me first.
*I'm not tall
**I hope it now makes sense to you all
Here are a few rules that I feel should apply to everyone:
1. Everyone should own at least one pair of the following:
Dunlop Green Flash
Converse Allstar (High top pref.)
Adidas Samba (two if you play football)
Flared jeans
A nice watch
A sexy coat
A sexy suit
An Ipod
A Vinyl Player
2. Everyone should own a copy of the follwing albums:
Jamiroquai - Dynamite
Liner - Proper Tunnel Vision
Any Queen Albums
Muse - Absolution
The Smiths - Singles
Skunk Anansie - Paranoid and Sunburnt (and/or Post Orgasmic Chill)
Armand Van Helden - New York. A Mix Oddessey
Outkast - Speakbox/The Love Below
Hell is For Heroes - The Neon Handshake
ThisGIRL - Uno
Alice In Chains - Dirt
Rage Against The Machine - RATM
Soundgarden - A Sides
3. Skinny jeans should never be worn by men. EVER.
4. Jeans should sit on the hips, but no lower (I prefer not to see you ass crack!)
5. Baseball hats and pretty much any hats are a tiny bit shit when worn like a twat (Sideways? Hello?!?!)
6. Always remember, Jesus loves you. just not as much as he loves me.
7. (Most) Skaters are now just as commercial as the "machine" they claim to be against. Plus you look a little silly as an adult in kids clothes. (It's hard to pull off the skater look)
8. Same goes for goths, rockers, emo's, retro hippy types and chavs.
9. It's fun being me, you should try it.
10. Side lip rings are shit, you look like a fish and a little bit like a twat if we're being honest...Soz.
11. Sushi is the shit. It should be eaten at every oppourtunity.
12. Innocent Fruit Smoothies are almost as good as the best sex I ever had (and I almost passed out afterwards).
13. Innocent Fruit Smoothies really are THAT good.
14. Chuck Taylor is a legend, as is the guy who designed the Adidas Samba.
15. Shoes Make Or Break A Man...Choose Them Wisely. Never trust a man (or woman) who wears crap shoes.
Hopefully this will help you live a more fulfilled life.
Let's talk about you. Sorry, I can't hear you, the sun is in my eyes.
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My Interests

Babybear (my Lisa), Music, Sex, Driving my car, Ice Hockey, shopping, relaxing with my friends, football. Innocent Fruit Smoothies make me feel all sexual.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

Don't Fuck With My Freinds...They Are Retarded And Will Kick Your Ass! Get Your Own! | View SlideshowMy REAL family. Only joking. Freddie Mercury.....ain't gonna happen till I'm 6ft under. Brain May.....A genuis. God....he seems quite like me, we'd have a laugh. Jesus....I have loads of questions for him (I'm not religious). Ian Wright....To thanks him for making the world smile. Lee Evans....So I can wet myself laughing in his presence. Peter Kay....See above. Rick Mayall and Ade Edmonson....see above and add "shit myself". Carmen Electra....Does she look that good in person? Louise Nerding....See above. Kurt Cobain....right before he died....was he alone? Or was someone else there? Tom Grant for the constant investigation into the Cobain death. (Hey, it could be simple suicide, but look at the evidence. It doesn't add up). Xzibit...he seems cool and he could pimp my ride. Dave Grohl...is he as friencdly as he seems? All those people that everyone says..."you'll get along great with..." (Note to Soph...I understand that I do that all the time!)
I'd also like to meet my Lisa when I get lonely...she makes me come over all frisky...

Music:



Songs That Make Me Numb (Something for most)

This is NOT an exhaustive list...

Movies:

Fight Club, Romeo and Juliet, Trainspotting, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Snatch, Super Troopers, Old School, South Park, Ferris Bueller's Day Off...
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Heroes:

Brian May, Freddie Mercury, Kurt Cobain (not for his music, for his mind), My Parents (don't laugh, they're amazing people), Ewan McGregor (because he's Obi Wan) and Captain America. Oh and C*nt Boy (Jon The Wonder Llama)