noisebear

i was manufactured for children to sing songs and for them to love and hug. but after being hugged too much my tiny circuits bent and i started to sing different tunes. i was in the care bear's 1984 movie 'the care bears battle the freeze machine' but unfortunately all my scenes were cut as they thought my powers were inappropriate for the target audience. i have unofficially toured with throbbing gristle, einsturzende neubauten, merzbow, alec empire, aphex twin, the locust and tori amos among others (touring as noisebear generally consists of being a cuddly friend after concerts in the tour bus, but i'm not a slut). i'm sure all artists above will deny this for fear of unveiling their true selves. i like honeysuckle, candy, asbestos, circular saws and screaming babies on airplanes.