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caroline

can't wait til tomorrow...cuz i get cooler everyday!

About Me

i'm materialistic...i'm a gold digger...i don't know karate, but i do know crazy...i have 11 toes and 7 fingers...my middle name is bitch...i have a cousin that eats peanuts...my brother is straight and has a girlfriend...i have a twin sister but my parents lost her at disneyland when i was two...well, that's me in a nutshell! ************************************************************ ************ Dear Abby:******************************************************* ******My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f**king red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the a**hole will buy me a diamond.Sincerely, Bitch

My Interests

i love the smell of the beach or is it the salt water? and it taste great too, as i fumble through the white water when i wipe out and the surfboard knocks me on my head. i love snowboarding when there's snow. when i hear a beat i like to groove as if noone's watching...sorry if i embarrass you, but i just don't care. just pretend like you don't know me. i love long walks to nowhere. i day dream while driving...so if you see a black montero sport nearby be very careful or just speed up and pass me. people watching is so much fun. it's a great way to kill time or to relax. but it's more fun when you make up your own dialogue. i like to think out loud but i end up finding myself in awkward situations. sometimes i say things i really didn't want you to hear. oh well.

I'd like to meet:

the bunny my brother accidently killed when we were little...the turtle i lost when i was a kid, i couldn't keep up...and i'd like to find my missing fingers but lose my 11th toe

Music:

anything with a rockin' beat that can get my mood goin' and my body groovin'.

Movies:

chick flicks...and scary movies

Television:

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Love Hands

Books:

do magazines count?

Heroes:

my parents and my grandpa theodore

My Blog

what does love mean?

 Slow down for three minutes to read this.   What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"   The answe...
Posted by caroline on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST

she's out of control!

she used to just eat, poop and sleep. now she eats, poops, walks, opens every drawer and cupboard in sight, throws things around, digs through my purse, hides my keys, trys to run but looks funny, eat...
Posted by caroline on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST