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the lovely miss courtney

sunshine & motherfucking bubbles.

About Me



retired rockstar.

fulfilled mother.

aspiring librarian.

full-time haus-frau.

unapologetic narcissist.

clinical astraphobic.

good kisser.

bad liar.

terrible driver.

My Interests



likes: book-making, previews, painting, baby-dancing, amatuer documentaries, board-games, vintage guild guitars, red wine, vinyl, cooking & baking (they are two distinctly different things), cloth diapering, and other random acts of domesticity...

dislikes: winter, indian food, christmas lights, poems with titles the same as their first lines, people who use "gay" in the pejorative.

I'd like to meet:



i'm good, but thanx.

Music:



Movies:

best of this year: pan's labrynth.
other favorites:
shopgirl, une femme est une femme (and most other Godard films), delicatessin (and all other Jeunet films), battle royal, the evil dead trilogy, playtime, reservior dogs, lost in translation, young guns and young guns 2, the indiana jones trilogy in its entirety, requiem for a dream, i heart huckabees, wizards, teh day after tomarrow, so i married an axe murderer, high fidelity, yojimbo - on a side note, i frequently have to fight the urge to bitch slap people that claim not to watch any movies becuase they are either A: in widescreen, or B: subtitled. members of my immediate family are not excluded from this rule.

Television:

lost & studio 60... and i like to eat while watching the food channel. it's almost as fulfilling and self-indulgant as fucking while watching porn. almost.

Books:

(anything and everything) richard brautigan, henry miller's tropics and the rosy crucifiction, hemingway, chuck palahniuk, jack micheline, leonard cohen, ferlenghetti, vonnegut, some nabocov, david sedaris, tom robbins, da levy's buddhist 3rd class junkmail oracle, saffron-foer's everything is illuminated, and extremely loud and incredibly close, david foster wallace's girl with curious hair roth's "goodbye columbus" and other shorts, erdrich's the master butcher's singing club, anything by john irving (although i once read two of his novels in the same week and was struck by a 2 month long depression), calvino's invisible cities, rushdie's shame

Heroes:

jill (my birth doula). my big brother (big-time).

My Blog

christ-nabbers

someone has stolen the shadow-christ statue...anyone who has ever lived in columbus knows of what i speak. in case you don't, here's a picture.i love people.personally, i would have just put devil ho...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST

because i want to wear skinny-jeans while they're still in style...

...i've been biking roughly 5-7 miles a day, 5 days a week for the past month or so...and i found out today that i lost 10 pounds.fuck. yeah.this bodes well for those 8 or so boxes of clothes in my ba...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:11:00 PST

this is what being a mom does to you

when you run into your pediatrician at the grocery store, you do this quick once over of your cart before you say hello, just to make sure everything in there is healthy and indicative of the wholesom...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

oh baby i like it raw.

Of all the things I missed most while pregnant, the forbidden foods certainly topped the list. If it was something I loved, it was inevitably off-limits. Blue cheese, rare steak, tequila... and last...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:19:00 PST

glückliche tag des mutter (or... what i got for my first mother's day)

i had completely forgotten that having a baby rendered me eligible for another hallmark holiday! the moms flew in on wednesday to celebrate her first mother's day with her kids in over 15 years (yes,...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:47:00 PST

it's like christmas...

-this morning i woke up to find a 50 dollar bill on the kitchen table with a note that read "50 us dollars, to spend on a whim to make you happy. courtesy of some drunk guy at the st. james and your ...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

because it made me laugh, dammit

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Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:54:00 PST

home again home again (jiggadie-jig)

how the fuck do you spell jiggadie anyway. jigatie? jiggaty? whatever.we got home yesterday from our mini-vacation. what, you say? you didn't even know i was gone? well fuck you then. no really, ...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:05:00 PST

buy me this

becuase i need it...and they have one for lydia, too...please, santa?...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

narcissism-by-proxy

So everybody's heard about Munchausen's disorder, right? where perfectly normal people fabricate symtoms and illnesses for the attention they receive from the medical community... apparently there's...
Posted by the lovely miss courtney on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:58:00 PST