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About Me

i live in melbourne...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who make me laugh.

My Blog

so an elephant walks into a bar...

the year behind me has been the most insane year of my entire life, and i will breathe a fucking massive sigh of relief when it ends in a couple of weeks. i've floated around in a daze, i've worked my...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:07:00 GMT

the lassi in varanasi, city of shit and other adventures

i fled jaipur after a semi-paranoid/semi-serious big-brother-is-watching-you situation involving cleverly disguised, attractive gem smugglers... i skipped bodhgaya and headed straight to varanasi in g...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:58:00 GMT

rats ahoy

there's this temple in a desert town called deshnok in the middle of nowhere called the karni mata temple... karni mata, an incarnation of durga, once asked the god of death to bring a storyteller's s...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:42:00 GMT

in a world without vodka and lesbians

in a country where it is common for people to wear their clothes honestly [unlike the costumes we carefully plan in my world] but hide their real intentions, follow religions that oppose the material ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:41:00 GMT

bahut mahanga hai!

well, i was going to write an entry about brushing my teeth in the middle of MG road while crowds of people rushed to work, and about a train ride with an english guy, where the other passengers in ou...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 00:10:00 GMT

the best thing to get us dry would be a caucus race

my time is running out and i keep having nightmares that i've come home. i'm at the point where, if a city does anything to piss me off, or doesn't entertain me, i'm on the next bus out of there....
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:30:00 GMT

of chickens & foetal hippos

i'm in thirivanantharamshebambamboom... formerly known as trivandrum, whose current name i can't spell or pronounce... the road i'm staying on is completely full of vegetarian restaurants and it's the...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:46:00 GMT

i just want to chew

i'd just like to say, in my defence, that i've actually posted about three blog entry things on this. this myspace crap just really isn't for me, i'm thinking... how the hell did i not notice the fact...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:14:00 GMT