Poeticus interruptus |
Yesterday I started a poem that I'm afraid I'll never be able to finish. It goes: Roses are red, Carrots are orange...(I think I'm screwed.) Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:40:00 GMT |
Know your subatomic particles |
Forget the Higgs boson: here's a list of particles I hope they find if they ever get that Large Hadron Collider fired up.Moseyon - the slowest particle. Travels the Planck length in 1 year.Ironon - st... Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:24:00 GMT |
Include me OUT, Cadwonks! |
New Year? What's new about it? My butler, Cuthbert, still wakens me each morning with a good dose ofpinching and I'm too cross after that to start changing my ways orupdating the lunchmeat. They say I... Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:44:00 GMT |
An haiku |
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Turn Left At Greenland (2) |
Whoops, this got deleted. I'll put it back up soon. Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:26:00 GMT |
Turn Left At Greenland |
If you’re waiting to have your hair done, you can read this. It’s long.CHAPTER 1: A TALE OF TWO SHITTY CITIESI’m staring upside the ass-end of the Air France seven-something-seven je... Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:10:00 GMT |
If you love Limericks (or just like them as a friend) |
Supposedly, these are belatedly dedicatedly to St.Patrick’s Day-didly.But really, I have nowhere else to put them.Operatic LimerickThere once was a girl from KillarneyWho was took by a fella nam... Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:21:00 GMT |