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Ray Powers

About Me

Amateur drinker and nearsighted clairvoyant. I like taking long woks on the beach, so I can stir-fry eels.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who age gracelessly. Grace Kelly's relatives, for example (though they probably wouldn't want to meet me after reading that).

My Blog

Poeticus interruptus

Yesterday I started a poem that I'm afraid I'll never be able to finish. It goes:    Roses are red,  Carrots are orange...(I think I'm screwed.)
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:40:00 GMT

Know your subatomic particles

Forget the Higgs boson: here's a list of particles I hope they find if they ever get that Large Hadron Collider fired up.Moseyon - the slowest particle. Travels the Planck length in 1 year.Ironon - st...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:24:00 GMT

Include me OUT, Cadwonks!

New Year? What's new about it? My butler, Cuthbert, still wakens me each morning with a good dose ofpinching and I'm too cross after that to start changing my ways orupdating the lunchmeat. They say I...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:44:00 GMT

An haiku


Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:28:00 GMT

Turn Left At Greenland (2)

Whoops, this got deleted. I'll put it back up soon.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:26:00 GMT

Turn Left At Greenland

If you’re waiting to have your hair done, you can read this. It’s long.CHAPTER 1: A TALE OF TWO SHITTY CITIESI’m staring upside the ass-end of the Air France seven-something-seven je...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:10:00 GMT

If you love Limericks (or just like them as a friend)

Supposedly, these are belatedly dedicatedly to St.Patrick’s Day-didly.But really, I have nowhere else to put them.Operatic LimerickThere once was a girl from KillarneyWho was took by a fella nam...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:21:00 GMT