Joey Hendrixâ„¢

I suppose I'll write something useful here about me. Let's see...my name is Joe. My favorite color is either blue or orange. My favorite food is spaghetti. I never liked guacamole until my girlfriend's mom made it. I eat peas set aside from my girlfriend's meals. I like to drive a lot, I drove to New Jersey and to Florida last year. I am going to school for accounting, I'm hoping to have a job I enjoy. I would like to visit Italy and Greece someday. My favorite movie is Anchorman, so far I think it's a guy movie, I've only found a couple women who like it. It is true that if you don't use it, you lose it. I hate people who drive through the parking lots at the mall the wrong way...didn't people ever learn what arrows are and what they look like? I love my girlfriend a lot. She owns too many purses, and has more pairs of sunglasses than I do pairs of pants. I will not play a game of minesweeper on the computer unless I can click in all four corners without hitting a mine (obviously). I still support Thundercats and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. My favorite song when I was little was 'Walk Like An Egyptian' by The Bangles. I fell down a whole set of cement stairs...all because of hula-hoops. I want to have a Burger King costume for Halloween at some point in my life (UPDATE: DONE on 10/31/07!). I enjoy most all types of music, but some people think I'm gangster because I listen to more rap than them. It's probably true. One day, I want to learn the entire Napoleon Dynomite dance by heart. I enjoy concerts, but I'll drive two states away (or more) to go see a Paper Street Saints concert with my friends. I have no musical talent, but I seem to be a Guitar Hero while intoxicated. I specialize in self picture taking, my record so far is 7 people I believe. I once owned a pair of eye glasses with bullet proof lenses, my mother was a bit scared for me. My father sometimes thinks he's a professional wrestler, whooo! When I get drunk at bars, some people mistaken me for John Cena. Whenever I think of Banana Man, I laugh. Whenever I think of the banana hammock, I cringe. My favorite game on the Price is Right is Plinko. I love Whose Line is it Anyway, the green screen is my favorite. I have a fascination for pens. I like to be a comedian and make people laugh, even if we get rear ended in the process. I want to be like Jim from The Office. Dane Cook is my favorite comedian. Katy hates when I quote him all the time, along with Anchorman. Everyone has a laptop besides me. My version of a laptop is me carrying my 10 pound computer to everyone's house. I like to go bowling, but for some reason everytime I do, the bumpers are up. I like making my girlfriend laugh until she looks asian. I'm too lazy to go through and change girlfriend to fiancee. And I can't wait for the next step..._____________________________________________________ ____"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." - Johnny Cash.. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net