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Maggie moo

I am here for Friends

About Me

MyGen Dick will make you slap somebody.

My Interests

READING , making nasty sounds with my throat when it itches (it works, I swear), pointing out shooting stars that aren't there, mumbling noises in place of words to songs that I dont know the lyrics to, eating bagels and cream cheese, talking about my bodily functions, my beloved birkenstocks , singing, VIDEO GAMES, making vulgar faces with the smileys on AIM, vulgarity in general , history, literature, I ADORE animals, lamenting the fact that my love for juicy rare meat takes precendence over my love for animals, ACTING (oh yes), eating, dripping coffee down my shirt promptly after laughing at someone who dripped coffee down THEIR shirt , whooping out Xena calls, sitting indian style, and sandwiches.

I'd like to meet:

Jebus.

Music:

*flips through CD case* CAKE, the Flaming Lips, Doves, U2, the Beatles, Black Sabbath, Jewel, Coldplay, Led Zeppelin, Muse, Arcade Fire, Morrissey, White Zombie, NIN, Nirvana, Alanis Morissette, David fuckin' Bowie, the Offspring, Scissor Sisters, Jeff Buckley, Ours, Radiohead, Metallica, Phish, Grateful dead, mr. Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, Joni Mitchell, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Jefferson Airplane, fleetwood mac, Joan Jett, Janis Joplin, Village people (I am unashamed), BEACH BOYS, Mozart, Beethoven , Bach, Wilco, mother fuckin' STYX, Sarah McLachlan, BECK, Elton John, Billy Idol, Soul Coughing, Muse, Peter Gabriel, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, Elle fitzgerald, Johnny Cash, the Fiery Furnaces, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Devotchka, Keane, Mew, Feist, and much much more. Oh! and I love musicals.

Books:

Wheel of Time Series, Chronicles of Narnia, Valley of the Dolls, The Bell Jar, Brave New World, Harry Potter series, the Xanth novels, the Incarnations of Evil novels, many books by Heinlein, many books by Asimov, Ender's Game, Catcher in the Rye, Tarzan series, Lord of the Rings, Monkey, Clan of the Cave Bear, Memoirs of a Geisha, Wrinkle in Time series, The Jungle, the Tempest, Hamlet, Bridget Jones' Diary, the occasional trashy romance novel, and sooooo much more. Seriously, I read A LOT. Reading nearly made me fail high school, I'm not kidding. I'm a nerd. Also not kidding there.

My Blog

A friendly warning.

Beer and Sun is a toxic partnership.
Posted by Maggie moo on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:25:00 PST

waste your time

Things that I hate:Coffee breathBOPMSslow driversred lightspants under skirtsThe cat boxboring teachersthe way toothpaste tastesdisloyaltyboring peoplegirls who can't walk in high heelspassionless kis...
Posted by Maggie moo on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST