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The Big Cheese

it aint easy bein cheesy!!

About Me


Myspace LayoutsTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey NAME: MichaelBIRTHDAY: juneBIRTHPLACE: Berkeley, CaliforniaCURRENT LOCATION: SacEYE COLOR: brownHAIR COLOR: see picHEIGHT: 5'9RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: RightHERITAGE: Soul BrotherTHE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: SketchersYOUR WEAKNESS: Tears YOUR FEARS: my subconscious YOUR PERFECT PIZZA: triple cheese slightly torched on top GOAL TO ACHEIVE THIS YEAR: smile more MOST OVERUSED PHRASE ON iIM: jackass THOUGHTS WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP: how much vacation i got left BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: cheesey ass grin BEDTIME: whenever MOST MISSED MEMORY: Taking my baby to San Fran PEPSI OR COKE: fuck em unless they got alcohol in it. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING: Mc D's SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: never been on a group date LIPTON OR NESTEE: Nestea CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate. with chocolate chunks and a chocolate swirl center. got it?? hahahaha CAPPUCINO OF COFFEE: triple shot latte. zzzzzzzzzz DO YOU SMOKE: it makes my head spin. sorry steamed:( DO YOU SWEAR: only when bitches fuck with my mothafuckin shit. i mean uh......occasionally DO YOU SING: yep. DO YOU SHOWER DAILY: ish! of course! HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE: yes DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: fuck school DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: nah. just be happy. DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: getting there. i will surviiiiiiiiive!! DO YOU GET MORNING SICKNESS: no DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE: yes ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK: when i get motivated DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: i love moms. love dad too. halla at me papi. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: love em' DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: the keyboard. IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU DRANK ALCOHOL: psssssh hahahahaha i say DAMN YOU almond tequila!! DAMN YOU!! SMOKED: yes ON DRUGS: rare joint GONE ON A DATE: nope GONE TO A MALL: shit. i hate that place. EATEN A BOX OF OREOS: NO In the past month have you EATEN Sushi: uh.......ok no. In the past month have you BEEN ON STAGE: nope In the past month have you BEEN DUMPED: no In the past month have you GONE SKINNY DIPPING: lord no In the past month have you STOLEN ANYTHING: yea. a starbucks cup. EVER BEEN DRUNK: plastered CALLED A TEASE: hmm. not me. a man tease?? thats 73 percent gay. BEEN BEATEN UP: no SHOPLIFTED: when I was a dumb kid HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE: in some ass hopefully WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: my best friend WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT: Greece In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: dont care Favourite Hair Color: dont care Short or Long Hair: short/bald Height: 5'7 Weight: no bones! Best Clothing Style: jeans/jacket/kicks Number of Drugs I have taken: 5 Number of CDs I own: dunno Number of Piercings: just ears now Number of Tattoos: 4 Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret is short term. dust yourself off. live like things are gonna get better if they aint what you want. i tell myself that when i get low.

My Interests

the three f's

I'd like to meet:

someone who can help me get my poems off the ground. i'm super bad. just not super confident.
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Music:

oo i get to tell all my favorites?? hmm...gotta second?? Janis Joplin, Slick Rick, N.O.R.E, LL Cool J, The Doors, Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, Smokey, Teddy, The Chi-Lites, Geto Boys, Redman, The Beastie Boys, Run DMC, A Twibe Called Qwest, De La Soul, Biggie, Mary J. Blige, Young Buck, Jadakiss, Sheek Louch, Karen Carpenter, DJ Premier, Nas, Faith Evans, Metallica, The Alchemist, Soul Assassins, Ice Cube, Jill Scott, Billie Holiday, The Commodores, KRS-One, Snoop, Dre, Guru, Mos Def, Talib Qweli, Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Jungle Brothers, Diamond D, Big L, Pun, The Beatnuts, Phillip Bailey, Maurice White, Teena Marie, Rick James Bitch, Outkast, Slim Thug, Paul Wall, 8ball, Shady, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, B-Real, John Coltrane, Miles, Prince, Michael Jackson, Humpty, EPMD, Pete Rock, Clue, Luther Campbell, Bob Marley, Luther Vandross, Freddie Jackson, Boogie Boys, Furious Five, Shante, Common, Cormega, Mobb Deep, John Legend, Kem, Christopher Williams, Ella Fitzgerald, Aretha Franklin, Beenie Man, K-Solo, Burt Bacarach (dont sleep, he wrote half the songs the songs you heard remade), Fat Boys, Tha Alkaholiks, Jewel, Alicia Keys, Grand Puba, 3Xdope, Mantronix, King Tee, Erick Sermon, En Vogue, Rakim, Digable planets, Sheila E. and the best live band ever........The Roots

Movies:

anything with Larry Fishbourne, anything with Bruce Lee, beaches (if you have ever had a fight/held a grudge with your best friend, you need to watch this movie), interview with a vampire, The Show, Resevoor Dogs, Hero, New Jack City, Bone Supremacy, Shaft (Roundtree version mafucka dont get cut. okay??:), the grudge,

Television:

I don't watch much. i like to laugh, so I like Reno 911, the Nick Cannon show, Carlos Mencia's pretty funny....I like the fact that hispanics are finally puttin it down, the Charles Barkley show (NBA on TNT), LOST premiers September 27th.

Books:

websters dictionary. You'd be surprised.

Heroes:

My hero? Wow. i would go with mom first, dad second.

My Blog

dear mama

mama i saw pictures of us today.  do you remember that one we took at Sears?  i got an ass whoopin in the car because i got grass stains on my garanimals.  i look closer at that picture...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

SUN

COME HERE LET ME LOOK AT YOU!! Why the long face attached to you i peeked through the clouds and i saw you cry you were waiting on your knees hands to the sky asking why?? why did you leave never to r...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST

city hype

rising city lights fueled by hype kept aflame by the promise of a new day the city's rep is worldWISE it stands for all that is good and evil no matter which way the pendulum sways the pulse is always...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

a rainy day

this feeling has come over me washing my soul like November rain i am drenched in this feeling called love the warm summer rays have given way to the endless drops that splash against my warm chocolat...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST

black music

hmmmm....poem time.   Around black history month, this white chick said i should write something about black music. so imma try to tell her......................................................... ..
Posted by The Big Cheese on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:58:00 PST

life

lord its so hard livin this life a constant struggle each and everyday many are blind and cannot find the truth cuz no one seems to really know but i wont accept.....ha that this is how its gon be so...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

flappin my gums

what will you do if your empire crumbles? will you wash away with the sands of time conjoining with the seas of despair because things aint fair or will you be the last pillar the top biller the go-to...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:10:00 PST

unbreakable

i wanted to get this one off my chest.  sometimes shit gets thrown at you and you have a choice to either break down, or stand strong.  sitting down makes your ass spread anyways.  peep...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST

Cali lifestyle people

okayi dont really blog much, but this is reallly on my nerves.  unfortunately, a friend of mine may not be going on vacation with me because he is so perturbed with the lifestyle community where ...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST

fat boy chronicles

someone requested that i say a little something about my recent weight loss.  first off, i want to apologize for anyone i offend.  but if it's you, a bit of it maybe true.  i am happy t...
Posted by The Big Cheese on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:19:00 PST