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laura palmer

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About Me

accomplished songwriter. you may have had difficulty getting my hit number out of your head, "red shoes." you know,

"he's got his red shoes on
he's got his red shoes on
you know what it means
when he is walking down the street
and he's got his red shoes on!"

ya, that was a great one...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't say the words "random" or "literally" more than once each a week AND correctly...This must be why I live in seclusion.

My Blog

All you need to know (and just in time for Valentine’s!)

Yes, yes this may be a slightly trite movie to quote; I mean it's one of those by default "cool" things to like. However, I simply don't give a fuck either way, and stand by my new favorite saying: "Y...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:35:00 GMT

have i arrived?

so, today was my first day of what i would call a "real job."  yes, i will be taking some swanky senior portraits at yuen lui! i'm going to have to learn to play with little kids and make th...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:02:00 GMT

...but wait that's not all!

I never realized until now how very wrong I have been. I thought I wanted a job, an education, responsibilities; a life. How could I be so foolish! What could be more appealing than slouching on my...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 01:57:00 GMT

no need to fear...

As an elite and high powered executive in the fashion industry in New York, I have decided upon the new trend and mantra which everyone is sure to adapt: "Chubby is the new little black dress."
Posted by on Sat, 12 Mar 2005 13:38:00 GMT

as if you couldn't figure it out on your own...

i am a member of the coolest most elitely h-o-t groups in the existance of myspace. but of course, i'm sure you already saw that.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Mar 2005 18:01:00 GMT