Name: Chris Walter
Player: Traded between My Consious and Unbridled Rage
Age: 26
Race: Human (Vanilla!)
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 210
Skin: Fair
Deity: Not Yours. Because its retarded!
ECL: 0
Class: Factotum 10/ Sarcastic Bastard 4
Alignment: Chaotic Good, bordering on Neutral Irritated
Affiliation: Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers
Ability scores: STR 12 Dex 12 Con 14 Int 14 Wis 13 Cha 14
Saves: Fort +10 Reflex +5 Will +8
AC: 12 FF 11 Touch 11
HP: 56
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30
Melee: Fist +5, Simple weapons +5
Ranged: Sarcausm +8, Rifles +5
Grapple: +6 (Immune to Vicky's Grappleses! HA!)
Skills: Appraise +4, Balance +2, Climb +2, Craft (Misc) +6, Decipher Script +4, Handle Animal +3, Intimidate +3, Know. History +3, Know. Local +5, Know. Nature +5, Know. Night Life +3, Know. Gaming +11, Know. Music +2, Know. Fantasy +8, Listen +2, Break (Wind) +9, Perform (Oratory) +5, Profession (Misc) +4, Search +8, Sense Motive +6, Spot +3, Survival +8, Swim +6, Use Magic Device +8
Feats: Track, Foul Weather Jack, Jack of All Trades, Sarcasm, Improved Sarcasm, Greater Sarcasm
Skill Tricks: Monkey Grabs the Peach, Keeper of Lore
Defects: Anger Issues, Egotistical, Waffler
Languages: English, German, Thieve's Cant
Items: Backpack, bedroll, 10' Pole, 50' of silk rope, game books, wallet of storing (anything but cash), +2 Prismatic Anarchic War Mace, pen, pencil, coin pouch, Portable Leash
Gold: 3 pennies
Bet you wish you got congratulated on getting married by him!
This is too awesome for words. Although the words "fuck you Westboro Baptist" come to mind.
UW Owns WBC Westboro Baptist Church protests the death of 3 U of Wisconsin kids--they weren..t expecting their 9000 classmates. NSFW.
Bullshit!
..Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
More THIRST!!!!!!
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25598First!!!!
Ham!
You Need to feel SO ENERGETIC!!!!!!!
Powerthirst Do you want to feel SO energetic?
Get Your Cyborg Name