His Dudeness

Hello ladies and gentlemen! This is Andreas, or the Dude, or Duder, or His Dudeness, or El Duderino(if you've seen the Coen Brothers' film called "The Big Lebowski", you know what I'm talkin' about).I'm a Homo sapiens from Heraklio, Greece. Some people refer to my city as the greatest and most glorious one in the history of mankind.............. NOT! Anyway, my city is not the issue here. I was born in 1985 and I'm still mad at my parents for not being born some years earlier, because that way I would have had the opportunity to remember myself living during the coolest decade of the previous century... the 80's(I have proof for that). Now my brain database consists only of experiences from the 90's and the 00's, which were mediocre decades in terms of coolness.I have had a great time for the most part of my life so far, and this is because I had the privilege to be associated with some great human beings(probably Homines sapientes, too**). I hope this stays that way for ever. As for now, I continue living in Heraklio, because I am a student at the Computer Science Department of the University of Crete. I hope this won't stay that way for ever(there is a whole new world waiting to be discovered outside the University's hazy walls***).That's all for now.Cheers,
The Dude.**Homines sapientes is the Latin plural of Homo sapiens.
***I should have become a poet, I know.