Clinton

Well, the first few tips when meeting me is as follows:I am a not a rich guy but I am unique. Let's say, I'm a pretty simple guy but be ready to be intrigued, laugh and not ashamed to be yourself around me. (note: If you hear me talking about starting a goat farm and making artesianal cheeses, please tell the bar tender to cut me off...) At first, I am sort of shy I must say, however I am a very creative, inspirational, positive and motivational person. I love learning and the stimulation it gives thus the love of wine and scotch (However I choose to not smoke or do drugs even though my friends do). If you like good wine, you will like me. I'm not the doushebag that falls in line with the mainstream. I do things because I want to and because someone deserves it. Also I'm the type of person that the absolute worst thing in the world could happen to, yet I guess I have a "knack" to still be able to smile and find something positive about what just happened to focus on and allow us to continue progressing in life and think of it as a good thing and be thankful that it happened and got to experience it... I am never a depressing, negative or down person. I guess I have what they say, "A lot of Pep-in-my-Step," and Good Vibrations kind of guy. I am all about progress and growing.Perhaps the Entrepreneur type, always thinking "Outside of the Box." I'm not your regular whiteboy from the sticks. I can do it all and then i will cook you dinner, teach you a thing or two meanwhile making you laugh out of control as you spill your wine with my expressions and metaphors I've acquired from my childhood. My friends tell me that I should become a stand up comic. I am a very funny guy and am always telling jokes, funny stories, laughing and doing crazy shit... I will definately leave an impression and make you smile.I'm origionally from a 500 acre dairy farm in Pennsylvania but now i am living a dream here on South Beach, Miami on Collins Ave. Moved to Miami in 2003, packed up my car, transferred colleges and drove 23 hours straight all by myself on redbull and slim-jims! I was tired of living the life of "what ifs" and just did it. Trying to make it happen... Now, I'm just kickin' the world in the ass and making it my bitch while learning Portuguese hehe.I've been working for the Bureau of Citizenship Immigration and Natualization Services in downtown Brickell thus if you see me online during the week between 7am-3pm..i am on here and getting paid!!! Hey and by the way, if anyone wants to meet up and have a beer let me know!! Just be prepared for some funny ass shit.OHH and Im taking a Sailing class and also French & Italian Wine class so lets say im just doing a little refining of my life... I will also admit, I have the best luck in the world.. i dont know how.. perhaps good Karma.. but I just seem to amaze myself at times and fall ass backwards into the opportunities of a lifetime and right now I've got the bull by the horns.I am not an irrational dicision-maker and I am very forgiving. Sometimes I wish I wasn't, but I can't help it. I'm not a fool or an idiot, I'm just a good guy and will always do my best and I can't live knowing that I "short-changed" someone. I'm the type of person that lives by the motto, "what goes around comes around." and finally, I'm the type of person that wouldn't make or force someone do something if they didn't want to. I just couldn't live with that on my conscious. However I do make mistakes, but I will be the one there in the end getting the job done. Recently at my job I learned that I can handle stress without a problem, however I don't handle bull-shit to good. Don't waste my time. Do it right or don't do it at all...YO CHECK THIS OUT!!! A quicky...... ok theres this brasilian guy and he has 3 girlfriends, well he wants to get married but doesn't know which one to choose. So he gives each of them $1500. The 1st girl goes out and buys sexy lingerie and perfume and gets all sexy for him and rents some porno videos and bought him a big screen TV and they have a great night at home. He liked it of course...The 2nd one, she went out and took him out to a very fancy dinner, stayed in the most expensive hotel, and had a night like a movie star. She wanted to show him that she had class and style. He liked this also. The 3rd girl went and took the money, invested it and payed him back in full 3 days later. She wanted him to know that she was a responsible and independant woman and that he wouldnt have to worry about her financially. So do you know which one he chose?? The one with the nicest ass, of course!!!!!!!! hahahaha