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Jim

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I wanna conquer the world, Give all the idiots a brand new religion, Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil, Promote equality in all of my decisions, Expose the corporations and feed them to the children, Do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales, We'll have peace on earth and global communion!.... oh and i have been drunk now for over two weeks, i've passed out and i've rallied and i've sprung a few leaks. I've gotta stop wishing and i've gotta go fishing, down to rock bottom again, with just a few friends.

My Interests

Leopard sharks, cheese, card tricks, Religious retards, lygers, meat loaf, how the design of socks is considered efficient, bad jokes, ackward high fives and handshakes, moving pictures, being lost, Sopranos, rollercoasters, man hugs, goldfish(not the snack), the burn of listerine, lip peircings, Team Blackout, grahams ridiculous Bulls hat, being fabulous, Ali G, Double Dare, Architectural lighting, Macs, Adobe, crayons, pogo sticks, snow, swing sets, and sand boxes.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who shares my affinity for Elf culture...............Anyone who like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, and the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne............... Oh an i'd love to meet a Roller Derby Queen

Music:

Most of it