I like ducks
I need a new job.
I have THE best family I could ask for.
Same goes for friends
CIDER AND BOYS!
I was an art student in Norwich for a year.
I was too lazy for it.
So I dropped out.
I miss Norwich terribly, shenanigans in the watercunt and the mischief, and summer spliffnics by the river.
Every day apart from Jasmine Lane breaks my cold black heart a little more.
I like making pictures
I like making mess.
I like to make noise.
Guitars.
Drums.
Shouting.
Singing.
I like to drink cider.
I like to smoke cigarettes.
I like to dance like a twat when I'm on my own.
Or pissed.
Which is most of the time.
I like drinking untill I can't see.
I like tattoos a bit.
I have twelve of them.
I like nautical things.
Like anchors.
I like rock&roll.
I like animal prints and cherries.
I like pretty ashtrays and novelty lighters.
I like choppers and hotrods.
I like mohawks, flattops and quiffs.
I like reading.
I like foreign languages.
I like gigs.
I like shoes.
I like boobies.
I like filth and smut.
I like swearwords.
Cunt.
Fuck.
Twatting.
Bollocks.
I like needles.
I like to partake in general debauchery.
I like lipstick.
I like drummers.
I like pretending to be ladylike.
Oh yeah, I fucking HATE Greenday and Tiger Army.
I want to live my whole life as if it were a Dwarves song.
EVERY NIGHT IS A SATURDAY NIGHT
EVERY DAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY
EVERY NIGHT IS A SATURDAY NIGHT TO ME
I ONCE HAD A GIRL IN PHEONIX, BY A RAILROAD TRACK
I LEFT THAT GIRL IN PIECES IN AN ARIZONA SHACK
IT'S A SHAME THE KIND OF PAIN THAT I INFLICT
IT'S SICK
BUT I WROTE MY LIFETIME STORIES ON A BRICK
EVERY NIGHT IS A SATURDAY NIGHT
EVERY DAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY
EVERY NIGHT IS A SATURDAY NIGHT TO ME
AS I WALK DOWN LIFE'S LONELY HIGHWAY
I HAVE A RANDOM THOUGHT
MY ONLY CONSOLATION IS THAT I NEVER WILL GET CAUGHT
IT'S A SHAME BUT I'M TO BLAME
THAT I'LL ADMIT
THAT I'M SHIT
BUT I KNOW DEEP DOWN LOW YOU'RE LOVING IT!
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