I think MySpace is a conspiracy to prove that no matter how busy or important you are, the human race collectively has no life. If you'd like to kill some time, or prove my theory, IM me: Yahoo-robstafarian, AIM-TantriCognizance, Ask about MSN
IM Quotes, edited for relevance:
Me: I probably ought to be more understanding with him, him and software are just like me and women
Me: we latch on to the weirdest shit
John: lol
Me: nobody fucking cares, and we're saying "damn, wish I could've had that before...it would've made ALL the difference"
Me: ever notice how people with a lot of ink and metal have a very easy time hooking up with other people that have a lot of ink and metal?
Me: it's that way with any subculture, really
Jenny: lol
Jenny: yeah
Me: I guess if I get really desperate for sex I'll just ugly myself up and blast Cradle of Filth from my car
John: when gas costs as much as movie and dinner something is wrong
John: i mean, girls are the worlds biggest black holes for cash, and now they have competition
Me: you've got to wonder if hookers will get more expensive to compensate for the increase in the rest of the spectrum
John: oh, theres a thought
Me: I mean, how cheap would the average hooker look next to the $80 cost of a date plus gas?
Beth: my favorite is the beatles
Beth: as sorrowful as that sounds
Me: lol, sorrowful...
Me: I think sorrowful would be "my favorite is Yoko, before Lennon ruined everything"
Me: now you know what I'm not doing tonight
Me: what's on your schedule?
Jenny: no fuckin' clue
Me: hehe
Me: the day you know something like that is the day I start hitching to parties
Me: ok, that's going on my MySpace
Jenny: lol
Me: I think if I put enough quotes on there some mystical Truth will emerge
Me: speaking of a good laugh, the longer this crazy hitless streak of mine goes on the more I believe in reincarnation
Me: like I must've raped a nun or something in a previous life to deserve this
Bryan: brb gonna eat some cereal
Bryan: cause cereal is yummy
Me: lol
Me: now that's Zen
Me: in strife, the greatest power lies in knowing yourself
Laci: very wise
Me: yeah, I'm a regular Confuscious
Me: ...I think he was celibate too 8?}
Laci: ha ha
Me: hehe, I'm probably the only sane person that finds patterns in coincidences
Jenny: probably
Me: the only reason I assume I'm sane is that crazy people don't get bored
Jenny: hahaha
Me: that girl on MySpace I messaged has read it but not replied
John: don't be channel 4 man
John: you do that, and she'll think your stalkin her or some shit
Me: not sure what channel 4 means, but I'm not going to do anything more with her
John: "this is channel 4 news, breaking into your fave TV show for some hysterical news: A PLANE IS TRYING TO LAND WITH NO GEAR"
John: *cut to video of plane flying round and round"
John: 3 HOURS LATER
John: "OMG CINDY, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY MIGHT MAKE IT NOW. WE ARE TOLD THERE IS A POSSIBLE RISK OF FIRE."
John: (there isn't)
John: "now bob, how are emergency crews gonna handle this?"
John: *cut to video of emegency crews having a smoke while waiting for the plane to land*
John: "fuck if i know cindy, back to you!"
John: et al, chan 4 news.
Me: awww
Me: Dustin Hoffman is crying
Jenny: lol
Me: yeah, hockey isn't on so I'm watching "Inside the Actor's Studio"
Me: I think that hundreds of girls are secretly madly in love with me and they're planning a surprise party
Me: "Leaves of Grass" spoke to me at such a core level
Me: it instantly became part of a kind of intimate fantasy
Me: early in the morning, after sex, laying in bed with a girl discussing Whitman
Me: it's a scene I could write
Chelsea: lol you better hope you find an English major
Me: nah, if I wanted a girl that was going to be broke the rest of her life I'd date an art major
Me: at least then there'd be something to put on the door of the empty fridge
Logan: I've been listening to the Le Mis soundtrack a lot today
Logan: I should stop at some point
Logan: *hums Do You Hear the People Sing and marches like a revolutionary*
Me: lol, I've never read that book, scene the play, or seen the movie
Logan: scene the play? was that a pun?
Me: Freudian, I swear to God
John: *thug hug*
John: update your IM qutoes you bitch
Me: hope you sleep before you start acting like Al Pacino in Insomnia
Me: which kicked ass, by the way
John: i'm a little stronger than that :)
Me: dude, no one's stronger than Pacino
John: vin diesel.
John: he could bench press his ass.
John: therefore, stronger :-p
Me: D&D playing pussy, let's see him take on Tony Montana
Amber: i have no sleep and lots of cafeeene
Me: joy
Amber: to the world?
Me: all the boys and girls
Me: joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Me: joy to you and me
Me: (you have a frog for a buddy icon, you know)
Jenny: you need to get the shit off your pool table :P
Me: yeah, but that's like saying Bush needs a plan for Iraq
Logan: man, some parts of Vista are very nicely designed and coded, others just suck monkey nuts
Me: that's because it was coded by an infinite number of monkeys, on loan from the estate of Douglas Adams
Me: I love tequila, but mixing it with muscle relaxers is like mixing sex and death
John: groklaw is the shit
John: lawyers with ethics
Me: geeks with law degrees
Me: you have to have moodbar to get gstreamer for amarok
John: wtf
John: that makes no fucking sense
John: do i need boobies to have beer too?
Me: man, that's a nightmare dependency
Me: I mean, I can actually get beer
Me: me trying to get a date is like an art major trying to get a job
Me: fantastically talented, but the credentials are shit
Me: damn, I'm a geek
Me: I saw "f00" and thought it was hex
Me: Realism is one of those evils to which we must become accustomed
Me: like I said in my reply to her comment, I'm generally like a Muppet who's taken some bong hits
Me: ...wait a minute, wouldn't that just be Cookie Monster?
Me: you know a girl isn't quite bright when she says she's getting a Bachelor of Arts in Psychology
Me: getting a BA in Psych...that's like driving a car without a steering wheel
Me: no idea where you're going, but at least it's less work
Logan: hah!
Logan: you've been waiting for a chance to use that, haven't you?
Me: no, just thought of it
Me: I'm a writer, bitch
Logan: bah
Logan: be a stripper
Me: dude, no one wants to see me naked for free
Me: I don't know man, I feel like my install is the last working Gentoo on Earth, from what I read
Me: it's like I should change the hostname to Heston
Me: "You killed it, you damn dirty n00bs!"
Me: my entire mindset, the environment in which I think and feel about love, is an environment of already being in a relationship
Me: I don't want a date, I want to go out in the cool night air and then come home and snuggle up with a warm drink...in front of a fire, if possible
Me: I've treated pretty much every female friend I've ever had like she was my girlfriend, because my mind is sort of permanently in a relationship
Me: so when I'm prevented from acting out that mindset, such as being single, I've got this enormous energy within me that has nowhere to go
John: i'm installing zen into virtualbox so i might be a bit delayed in responses
Me: lol
John: ?
Me: I think that's a metaphor for what I just said
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