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Nutcrackers, Clowns, and Gnomes

About Me


WTF you wanna know? Dead end job, try to be a good family man but you know how it goes. I am what I am and that's never good enough for anybody despite being a fucking good provider (hate that fucking term) a slave to wage making. I am just sick and fucking tired of it all. Corporate greed and government corruption and sharing the planet with all the mother fucking idiots that populate and pollute and destroy this place. Dick heads that kidnap rape and kill and religious fanatics that strap bombs on and blow themselves up while taking out the innocent bystanders around them. Oil and tobacco (two industries that prove they don't give a fuck about human kind) cartel run the planet. The fucking mob, and the new "G"s, I don't think there is a god damn thing you or I or every fucker on this planet working together can do to cure it. It's over. No wonder the Mayan calendar ends 2012. All human kind suddenly appeared here and then began the game show. Someone has been watching what the fuck we'd do and we failed the test. You know what you DON'T know? No you have no fucking idea that 90% of our agricultural diversity has become extinct since 1900 and we have to ziplock and store the seeds of what plants we have left now and put them in a vault somewhere. since 1900 hundreds of species of fish and animals have disapeared and will never be back again. We are the only animal that wastes in nature. Mad scientists who've leaned much and use it for wrong instead of good. And we mankind have a fucked up chip in our heads that allow us to beleive only OUR god is the ONLY right god and everybody else gets stricken to hell well fuck you and fuck your fucked up programming in your head I hate sharing the same air with you fuckers!!! The end of the world is now and it's directly attributable to humans willing to do horrible things to other human beings. I won't do it! I refuse! I won't cause another harm in the name of my religion. I won't fuck you just to make more money. I refuse to fuck up the world you're handing you children any further. We blew it by not letting the sweet wise American Indians govern all people who immigrated to their land. Or lettting Eskimos rule in Alaska. And the mother fuckers who KILLED the dude 30 years ago after the oil imbargo who created a buggy runs on water (youtube it) creating hydrogen from tap water has fucked up the course we could have taken permanently in taking the life of a true patriot who ony wanted the best for all American citizens. I wasn't always a pessimist. I used to be an extremely optimistic person. Now I just have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, high risk of stroke or heart or artery diseas or risk of cancer from all my years of smoking and breathing smog and consuming chemicals and it's absurd to me to even fucking care anymore. So The NC&G band is insignificant. Just move on. Evolution is done. The dream is over. Good luck. You are definitely going to need it.
Oh, and to those of you who actually ARE good humans? Right on, nice to meet you, please disregard the rant. Rest of you do us all a favor and go fucking blow yourselves up.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/7/2007
Band Website: http://www.MySpace.com/NutcrackersClownsAndGnomes
Band Members: Are you fucking serious? How could my name or other NC&G members names possible interest you. Bite me. I don't want to know your fucking name either so we're even.
Influences: The Black Angels, The Queens Of The Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Mad Cat Leo, Alice Cooper, KISS, Rage Against The Machine, Ronald Jones, Jimi Hendrix, Primus, Korn, Modest Mouse, Norman Greenbaum, System Of A Down, Black Sabbath, Rosetta, Primus, Melvins, Boris, Black Flag, Mudhoney, Nirvana, Sonic Youth, Motorhead, Incubus, Roman Empire, The Pink Spiders, Rob Zombie, Led Zepplin, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Iggy Pop, Velvet Underground, Nazareth, Metallica, Blink-182, George fuckin duble-ya Bush and everybody else who sold out the world before him.
Sounds Like: Distrubed, Unsettled, Troubled, Depressed, Pesimistic, Downer, Thrash, ran outa meds
Record Label: go away!

My Blog

Gotta hand it to Beck, man

Ok if you haven't heard his latest get with the program. Check "Time Bomb"... check his song "CHEMTRAILS" !!! Dude is seriously on to it all.Now go to you tube and search and play Time Bomb BACK-ASWAR...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:15:00 GMT

I’ve got to admit, it’s getting better

Bush regime is almost finally fucking over. But...Listen up you Useless Eaters...De-population is well underway http://text.planetquo.com/The-Haig-Kissinger-Depopulation-Po licyChem trailshttp://educat...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:23:00 GMT

MORE fucking depressing news

Polar caps melting faster than you can say supercalifragilisticexpialladocious, mortgage meltdown fucking up real estate which fucks up economy, stock market plunging, corporations going under, US wil...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 23:29:00 GMT

Ever feel like saying F*** it? Here's some incentive

An answers.yahoo.com answer: Yes, the world as we know it will cease to exist; it will be the end of our current "Earth Age" and the start of a "New Earth Age". The Maya believed that 2012 marks the ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:57:00 GMT

Patience bitch!

Fuckin tracks are laid needing nothing but me to add my screamo vocals and Ronald Jones noise-guitar and they'll be up so SHUT the FUCK UP. You get what you pay for. Bastrud adhoring fans you're never...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:51:00 GMT

See! This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

See! This short video will make you laugh, make you cry, here's your fucking future world run by the Gnomes http://www.adcritic.com/interactive/view.php?id=5927
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:05:00 GMT

Trashin' Grindcore' Punk shit posted up this week end

Gotta give me til this weekend to post up my works of art man but it's worth the wait this shit will make your ears bleed.  Think Hendrix "Star Spangled..." distortion meets Rage against the Mach...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:19:00 GMT

Where's Ronald Jones? The definitive answer is

Somebody out there has to know the truth and we cannot accept the rumour he's left this planet so PLEASE give us the truth what is the 411 on the former Flaming Lips noise guitarist who molded us? NC...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:21:00 GMT

How'd you wind up with a band name like that?

Simple. I find Nutcrackers to be disturbing, Clowns to be unsettling, and Gnomes to be troubling. You will find this band to be disturbed, unsettled, and troubled. I don't like Nutcrackers, ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 23:10:00 GMT