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Avery Coffee

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About Me

I am a musician. Most everything I do and avoid doing stems from this. I eat a lot. I don't get fat, so I eat more. One day this will most likely kill me. I love Philadelphia. A small town of millions I've learned. I play, record, and teach for a living. I run a Performing Arts Center in the East Falls borough of the city. I have a fusion/punk rock/metal trio of my own called Stay Down which is working on a 3rd cd. I also write country tunes for fun. Besides that, I do hired gun/session work for lots of different groups/bands. You're really only as good as your last gig, so resumes don't mean a whole lot to me. They certainly mean a lot to others, so I keep mine updated. My landlord loves money. I'm not crazy about it, so I give most of it to him, and spread the rest around amongst other enthusiasts of that shade of green. I have a schedule posted below of places I'll be and people I'll play with, some videos of different stuff I've played as well. Good for hiring, firing, assassination, or checking out a show. If you are a bad person, please see yourself out, and don't return. Peace, really.
Avery Coffee 30 second freakout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1w910EddfI

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some of these assholes.

My Blog

Cops and Robbers

     So I hear all the time how cops are "out there putting their lives on the line."  I certainly don't disagree that it is a dangerous job and I have plenty of respect for good cops, but it seems to...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:11:00 GMT

Country Singles

     I drove across the country with my friend Bob about 3 months ago, and while at a hotel in (I'm pretty sure) Missouri, Bob stumbled upon a paper called "Country Singles."  This paper was a middle ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:40:00 GMT

A list of sayings/words that make me itch.

This one is quick. Anyone who regularly substitutes the word slumber for sleep is on the "stop it" list this week. Are you a bear, or some mythical ancient beast that needs a chant to wake up? You ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT

prop. 9.......ban it for everyone, it’s a failed experiment.

It's late, and I should be asleep. I normally stay away from such topics, but this one has made me laugh to myself non stop for months. Gay Marriage. Not a tough one. Are people afraid that they m...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:21:00 GMT