About me....hmmmm...where do I begin...Well, first off, I am an albino midget. I was born withought thumbs or ring fingers (people call me shocker). I piss razorblades and drink battery acid on a daily basis. I have a tattoo of John F. Kenedy's face on my testicals, which i give a fresh shave daily, to preserve his boyish charm. I enjoy making people uncomfortable and unhappy, and I hope to meet you soon!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Sweet baby Jesus, the original pope (that dead one), Santa, and Karl Pilkington's brain, which is featured below.
My Blog
DONT READ THIS ONE EITHER!
You're reading it, so that means that your ass is now infected with a virus that will make you shit yourself once a day. You are fucked.
Who reads these fucking things anyway. No on... Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:26:00 GMT
DON'T READ THIS!
I still don't know what in the fuck a "blog" is, so I guess that makes me lame. Then again, i've now officially made a blog...so that makes me cool. What the fuck!?!
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:25:00 GMT
