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Johnny

The Superego Must Be Eliminated

About Me

I like to prepare for meat on fire and the hen with fig.

My Interests

Switcharoos and whirligigs. And quizzing you (I'm kind of like the Sphinx). See directly below and let the party begin.

I'd like to meet:

A Mahakala incarnation.

Music:

Question #1: Johnny Turd and the Commodes. If you remember this and know what I'm talking about you can be my friendster/myspacer forever and ever amen.

Movies:

Question #2: Film is cruel to animals. I don't watch films because celluloid is an animal based product. You laugh, but I saw a sticker on some assholes car in Santa Monica that said that. If you know who this idiot is and how I can find him, I'll give you a dollar CASH!

Television:

Question #3: "Weathermen get a lot of pussy!" If you know where that quote comes from I'll give you a quarter, if you accept Diner's Club.

Books:

Question #4: The collected works of Claude. If you know the collected works of Claude, which I co-authored, I'll give you a dime. (Diner's Club or Cashier's Check only).

Heroes:

Question #5: Borat! No, wait a minute... I AM Borat! You all know who Borat is so you get nothing for this one!

My Blog

Words of Wisdom

Treat your life like a Play-Doh fun factory. Or don't.
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

If you want to reach me...

You probably already know how to do it.
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST