Switcharoos and whirligigs. And quizzing you (I'm kind of like the Sphinx). See directly below and let the party begin.
A Mahakala incarnation.
Question #1: Johnny Turd and the Commodes. If you remember this and know what I'm talking about you can be my friendster/myspacer forever and ever amen.
Question #2: Film is cruel to animals. I don't watch films because celluloid is an animal based product. You laugh, but I saw a sticker on some assholes car in Santa Monica that said that. If you know who this idiot is and how I can find him, I'll give you a dollar CASH!
Question #3: "Weathermen get a lot of pussy!" If you know where that quote comes from I'll give you a quarter, if you accept Diner's Club.
Question #4: The collected works of Claude. If you know the collected works of Claude, which I co-authored, I'll give you a dime. (Diner's Club or Cashier's Check only).
Question #5: Borat! No, wait a minute... I AM Borat! You all know who Borat is so you get nothing for this one!