the rosary assessment

The Rosary Assessment is a fantasy kitchen sink feature film about beekeeping lovers Stan and Eleanor, who must keep their passion secret from Hercules, her abusive cellist husband.Life is reasonably quiet on the Little Bee Farm on Bottle Top Hill, but since the disappearance of matriarch Mrs. Marmalade malignant forces have struck, drawing puffin obsessives, bloodthirsty elders and vampiric property developers to the door.As the seasons miraculously change and the world 'hurries up' all around them, Stan and Eleanor must keep their love secret and turn over a healthy crop of honey before they are enveloped by the chaos that surrounds them.The Rosary Assessment is the debut feature from Craig Sinclair / Pondlife Productions and boasts a beguiling score from avant grind shadow-people a.P.A.t.T.Preview Clip 1:Official Trailer:Preview Clip 2: