function Kevin()

I usually am a sarcastic asshole. I lose myself inside my own head. I hate zombies. I try almost everything at least once. I have an introverted personality. I enjoy programming. I would bodyboard every day of my life if the waves were here. I save dangerous insects, and kill the innocent ones. I never make a straight face in pictures. I fear death, but not enough to slow down. I re-define the word "Dork". I open doors for strangers. I like zombie movies. I drink Dogfish beer by the gallons. I play computer games. I give more than I receive. I listen to many genres of music, but mostly Metal. I work for a web development company. I drive a go-cart, aka. Mini Cooper S. I avoid conflicts, but tackle them head on when needed. I don't believe in God, but I do believe in some religious teachings. I need nothing except my health. I am exactly who I want to be.