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Invertebrate Giraffe

About Me

"the third course consisted of some medium-to-difficult level questions"i woke to the phone ringgng this afternoon. shirt wrapped around face for some reason. phone to head. find ear. grunt into phone. someones speaking. female. i can't respond intelligably. growl for a spell. she's gone.they start selling the alchol at 6am in california. 6:02am. in line at store. hung-over sleepless night. trying to process the electric slide cowboy evening with someone else's wife. she asked to dance. had to cooperate. husband doesn't like it when the wife isn't taken care of. two open tabs in one bar. "here's your bill" "that's all?" this is the cheapest bill i've ever signed. second bill, "sign here." "are you kidding me? are you sure this is the right bill?" this one is less than the last. "i don't even know how much to tip you. i guess i'll just double the bill and call it even. noone can live on 12% of bills like these."you don't have attitude. that's your problem.my friends all wonder how i hold this shit together

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 07/06/2007
Band Website: fruck your
Band Members: Fallow/Vernon/Yummy. play the megaphones guitars and drums and computers.
introducing the Xylumberphone. patent pending, bitch.
Influences: Homeland Insecurity: the Fontana PD's war on this librarian.
Sounds Like: Fallow's reeling mind, Yummy's bursting heart, Vernon's shaking hands
Record Label: goat farm studio
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

good news for people who really like Invertebrate Giraffe

Fallow and Vernon decided it was terrifically important to get to the Goat Farm before sunset. it was important to see the light how the light looks at that time at the Goat Farm. but Vernon was conce...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:39:00 GMT

Invertebrate Winter

Fallow had an awful week at work and changed his name back to the old spelling,to show that he was serious. but in the meantime we started hanging out withthis guy that didn't have a name for Inverteb...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:55:00 GMT

Invertebrate Giraffe Diversify, including the debut of the new spelling of Fallow’s name.

FALLOWE: Vernon. i sent you something important to your email. did you get it?VERNON: i did. it fears me greatly. see you tonight.FALLOWE: you love it. i have a meeting scheduled with Abject in orange...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:44:00 GMT

good reasons to trim your toenails

Vernon and Yummy went to the Goat Farm the night before Halloween to get their pictures taken for the album. there isn't much to say. the pictures will undoubtedly speak for themselves.
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:13:00 GMT

always the vomiting should be downward

Yummy went to Vernon's house and got a haircut. other things like that have happened at Vernon's house before. it pissed off Vernon, but at least he had time for one more beer! at the Goat Farm, Fallo...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:52:00 GMT

we thought you should know what was happening

the pressure of recording caused Invertebrate Giraffe to break up. it was bound to happen. they took all the music off their myspace and started conversing only in Japanese, a language none of them un...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:11:00 GMT

all the way up the mountain

Yummy and Vernon drank some good red wine and decided to go to Fallow's house to "do some work". when Vernon called Fallow to tell him about it, Fallow said, "i'm halfway dead. all the way up the moun...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:06:00 GMT

trying not to curse

vernon,  i'm totally homeless.  locks were changed when i got home.  i lost all my gear.  drank by the river until i passed out around 10pm.  sorry i missed your call.  i...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:16:00 GMT

what

like bonnie and clyde at the race track they're on to us.  they follow the cat food trail to the dive bar where the powder-nose-lift-face-bar-queen spits insults through the bathroom door.  ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:20:00 GMT

two-piece

Fallow is kicked the fuck out. it's real this time. on August 8th, Vernon risked his personal well-being for an as-yet unreleased Invertebrate Giraffe project, and Yummy gave up one of her most i...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:35:00 GMT