Goose

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HOLY SMOKES BATMAN, HE'S HEADED FOR THE INFIRMERY!!
I HAVE A MAD HAT
Yeah thats right i wear it out, wanna fight bout it?
Julian is very easily distracted. "HOLY SHIT THAT TRUCK IS FULL OF HAM!". Allie knows what thats about. ?
Mother with little girl: Excuse me. My daughter wants to know if you're a pirate.
Woman wearing bandana: No. I'm just a lesbian.
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.
FUN STUFF TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
·GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
·MEOW occasionally.
·SAY -DING at each floor.
·SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
·MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
·STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
·OFFER nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
·TAKE a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'
·WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
·DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
·Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
·Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
·Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
·Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
·Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
^^^ Is this picture big enough? I couldnt make it smaller ^^^