The Pop-Tards

the Pop-Tards started in 2005, when Norbacle and Cotton were hanging out in Cotton’s trailer. They were just messing around, when they decided to write a homoerotic love ballad about Fabio. The song was written in like, 5 minutes, along with a few other songs that were recorded on Cotton’s shitty-ass tape recorder. Norbacle went back to Vegas for college, and the tape was thus lost in the confines of Cotton’s trailer. Lost and completely forgotten, Cotton started the grind-noise band DARK TWAT (SHameless Plug!!!). When DARK TWAT went on indefinite hiatus, Cotton was cleaning his trailer, and found the long lost tape. After listening to it, and experiencing dewey-eyed nostalgia, Cotton contacted Norbacle and brought the tape up in conversation. Norbacle replied, "Dude, I’ve been asking you about that tape for the past year-and-a-half, you dumbass!" Cotton replied, "Oh. Oh yeah!" Then it was decided that The Pop-Tards would reform, and would become more than just a blatant rip-off of Tenacious D. They would still totally rip them off, but they would also take stabs at grindcore, pop-punk, good punk, rap, and pop-culture in general. So bow down, lowly mortals, and listen to the breakfast alternative known as the Pop-Tards. Failure to do so will result in total pwnage, n00b!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one!!!exclamation!!! ;)