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About Me

Introduction
By: Me
Give me a sign that my words are heard,
I will unload it all on your shoulders,
for within these walls are my dreams,
these lines contain all my fears.
And should you find a tidbit of interest,
should something touch you or piss you off,
should it stir something inside of you,
then I have done my job.
If you have a piss poor sense of humor, are easily offended or have been known to be allergic to the sick and twisted, you should probably go look around some place else. This place is not for you.
I love writing.
I want to get paid to write, yet I have no desire to even try to get into that field.
I am easily amused and don't require much stimulation to keep me entertained.
I love having my "disorders" such as ADD and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder because they make me interesting.
I try not to cry over spilled milk.
I'm overly protective of my friends.
I try to find the best in everyone and as a result I get burned a lot.
I find humor in everything.
I'm loyal to a fault.
I don't quit easily even when I know I should give it up.
I love being the cause of uncomfortable silences.
There is always a reason for everything that I do even if it only makes sense to me alone.
I am consistently misunderstood even though I try to make myself as direct as possible.
I am a horrible liar and tell the truth even if it is hurtful.
I am Sarah McLachlan's biggest male fan who is straight.
I prefer female company to male company most of the time.
Apple Juice is my favorite thing to drink ever.
I think having a cute female stalker would be a lot of fun.
I like to clean when I'm stressed out or pissed off.
I have run out of things to say here and might possibly add more fun facts.
How much can you possibly learn from a person in such a little space? I have the ability to fill it up with words which will most likely fall upon blind eyes or even worse would be judgmental eyes. I have zero patience for bullshit so if that's what you're selling, please bother someone else. That is all.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity and it's a line I tread every single day. I let people decide which one it is on any particular day.

My Interests

Destroying the term PC, Guitar Motha Fuckin' Hero, card games, checkers, reveling in my oddness, World of Warcraft, Writing, Music, Movies, Reading, Art, Computers, Games, Sleeping, Women

I'd like to meet:

I'm interested in meeting anyone with a good sense of humor. I'd like to meet people who don't have a perpetual stick shoved up their ass. I'd like to meet people who realize that everything has already been done before and that anything original you might have thought of isn't original at all. I'd like to meet people who aren't completely full of themselves. I'd like to meet people who are as crazy as I am. Those who realize that life is way too short to pretend to be something that you're not. I will often welcome anyone into my social circle no matter where they came from or who they are just as long as they are real. Bonus points are given out to Scorpios and Capricorns.

Famous People I'd love to meet: Cristina Scabbia, Sharon den Alden, Sarah McLachlan and God.

Music:

Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Chevelle, Project 86, Angel Fallen, Static-X, Everclear, Foo Fighters, System of a Down, Eminem, Blindside, Sarah McLachlan, Poe, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Metallica, Crossfade, Nirvana, Our Lady Peace, Rob Zombie, Slipknot, Tenacious D, The Donnas, The Start, Tool, Aerosmith, 30 Seconds to Mars, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Jr., The Beatles and pretty much anything else.

Movies:

300, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Sin City, A Nightmare on Elm Street series, The Last House on the Left, Princess Monanoke, Ninja Scroll, Evil Dead 2, Kill Bill, Dark City, Very Bad Things, May, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Crazy/Beautiful, The Neverending Story, Adam Sandler comedies, Horror Movies, Action Movies, Old Classics. I like everything.

Television:

Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Adult Swim, Desperate Housewives, Heroes, Ghost Hunters

Books:

Harry Potter series, Ultimate Spider-man, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Needful Things, Wanted!

Heroes:

The guy who invented post-it notes, Snoop Dog, Stan Lee, Humphrey Bogart, most single mothers, women in general and of course me cause I am my own personal hero and don't you forget it.

My Blog

Random Quote and Thanks!

Firstly I would just like to thank everyone for all of the comments and mail I've been getting. While I often times ramble on about nothing of any value, it's nice to know that people are still ...
Posted by Buddha on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:25:00 PST

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

I love ranting about random things that amuse me. Today is no different. Here we go!/start rantTo all the dipshits out there still trying to use this Myspace invention for picking up girls...
Posted by Buddha on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:32:00 PST

Robots who sell sex!

This is a conversation that I had with a bot on messenger the other night. For those who are not aware of bots, basically they will message random people trying to get you to go to porn sites or...
Posted by Buddha on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:56:00 PST

Random Thought: Yesterday

YesterdayDeliver me to a simpler time,back through the door,when life wasn't as complicated,feelings not so intense.Time continues to pass by,people slip through the cracks,those you thought would alw...
Posted by Buddha on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 10:29:00 PST

Halloween Bash ’08

Halloween Bash '08When: Saturday October 25th, 2008. Please let me know if you're interested in coming by October 20th so that enough food and such can be prepared.Where: If you want to come to the b...
Posted by Buddha on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:01:00 PST

New Music on Profile

I tried out that new Myspace player thing and it was alright but for now I'm sticking with my old player and I've added a bunch of new songs. Some people have been yelling at me to update it for...
Posted by Buddha on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:53:00 PST

New Layout

Changed my Layout for Halloween. Leaving it up temporarily until Halloween is over. Yay.
Posted by Buddha on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:46:00 PST

Random Though: Blackout

BlackoutI close my eyes in the dark,unfamiliar feelings surround me,in a very familiar place.The silence screams loudly,so loud that sleep will not come,and the dark is triumphant.The darkness like a ...
Posted by Buddha on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:35:00 PST

Random Thought: Untitled

UntitledNever was a junkie,not until you came along.From time to time,that craving hits me.I fight the urge,I resist the temptation.It's funny how much,one missed call can set you back.Are you alright...
Posted by Buddha on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

Random Thought: Smitten

SmittenI'm laying it all out on the line,this time the game is for keeps.Pay no mind to the quiver in my voice,as I muster up the courage to speak each word to you.You scare me,you completely terrify ...
Posted by Buddha on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:53:00 PST