BLITZ BREWJO auditioning second guitarist!

"The Bruiser" a.k.a. "Brewjo" Figs grew up in the stables of Guatemala until he was airdropped into South Florida to hunt druglords with the U.S. Army. Yes, he was a grunt, but now, he moans. Unless he's singing, and then he wails. Then again, if he's with the ladies, they wail. Never to be outdone, Ol' Brewjo will stuff the face of those who wail somewhat better than him, so be careful. He is not designed for the queasy-stomached amongst you.Since turning his hand to music and embroidery, his career has taken off, by Polynesian standards. In America, he still says "Um, Cataclysm? I'm sure you've heard of it..." And if they haven't, well, very shortly their ears will be bleeding.
Pooty Vocals & Guitar: Born in Saint Croix V.I. with a bloodline of drunken ganja smoking islander musicians. Exiled into Florida for plotting heavy metal concerts on the beautiful virgin beaches. So I pursued my musical career here with a couple of stints in other bands leading nowhere, I soon thereafter retired. After being brain washed by a few space aliens, only then did I realize my dreams once again. And so my journey continues.