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Joey

People often ask me, What's it like to be the perfect man?

About Me

My name is Joey, I am from Vermont. I've lived my whole life in Lamoille county and I don't get out much, but I'm remarkably cultured in spite of that. I'm your typical liberal, I hate the Bush Administration, most republicans and anyone who believes in creationism. I'm an artist, not to be confused with a bohemian. I'm an actor, not to be confused with a yuppie. I'm very romantic at heart, but I have no qualms with dropping some tacky pickup lines.
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Insatiable to the point of crazy
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Name: Joseph Peter Collier, II
Birthday: July 17
Birthplace: Morrisville, Vermont
Current Location: Morrisville, Vermont
Eye Color: Green (Sometimes Blue)
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Irish, Welsh, Scottish, English and Abenaki
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Black Faded Glory Sneakers
Your Weakness: Pretty Women, Saying No
Your Fears: Heights, Dying Alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Hot Sauce and Jalepenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: In the remaining nine days of the year? I don't really know, ask me again sometime.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: If you know me well enough, than you'd know the answer to this...
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair, Chest or Thighs
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Not sure, but in a few years, my most missed memories will probably be my college days, looking back at the times I spent with Hilary, Yanni and Joe... It's kind of sad thinking about the changing that will occur. :(
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither... Okay, maybe... No, neither...
Single or Group Dates: Whatever, I just want one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on my mood, usually chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Quite often
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes...
Do you want to go to College: I am in college
Do you want to get Married: Yes, someday
Do you belive in yourself: Less often than I'd like to admit
Do you get Motion Sickness: On extremely rare occasions
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, I'm beginning to
Are you a Health Freak: Not by any means
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I can't think of many things I love more
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the drums, then bass, I'm now trying to take up acoustic guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope... Yay!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Haha, no
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Either in an epic swordfight to the death with Yanni after being diagnosed with a terminal illness which I will have no chance of recovering from, while Apocalyptica plays a live concert for the sole purpose of making the swordfight as epic as humanly possible... Or, more realistically, with my future wife, children and other family and friends surrounding me, as I slip away peacefully looking into the eyes of my beloved
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Photographer
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Short
Weight: Doesn't matter much
Best Clothing Style: Whatever feels comfortable for them
Number of Drugs I have taken: Four, regretfully, never again
Number of CDs I own: A few dozen
Number of Piercings: One
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot...
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My Interests

Art, Cuddling, Driving, Paintball, Singing, Writing
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Coca Cola
Beverage (alc) ? White Russian
Color ? Green
Food ? Steak
Item of clothing ? Faded Levis
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? My Chest
Quality in a guy/girl ? Intelligence, Confidence, Sympathy
Phrase ? If You Wanna Sing Out, Sing Out
Song ? Isn't Life Strange by the Moody Blues
Musical Artist/Band ? Electric Light Orchestra
Sport ? Baseball
Movie ? Legends of the Fall
TV Show ? 24
Radio Station ? 105.1 (Kool 105)
Type of Chocolate ? Milk Chocolate
Eye Color ? Green
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Onyx the Cat
Smoke ? Not Cigarettes... Never Again
Drink ? Not Anymore
Have any piercings ? One
Have any tatoos ? Nope
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend No
Had sex ? Yes
Gone streaking ? No
Gone skinny dipping ? Yes
Been to Europe ? Yes
Been to an island ? Yes
Had stitches ? Nope
Broken any bones ? Yes... Many
Been stabbed/shot ? Nope
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yes
Stayed up all night ? Yeah
Danced like a whore ? Yes
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Nope
Turned down a dare ? Yes
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Alex
Is the prettiest ? Hilary
Is the most handsom ? Joe
Is the loudest ? Tom
Is the craziest ? Joe
Is the most shy ? Sean
Is the most loving ? Hilary
Is the most understanding ? Hilary
Is the most boring ? Jon
Is the richest ? ???
Is the most athletic ? Tom
Is the most cocky ? Joe
Is the biggest sex icon ? Tom
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Alex
Do you look up to the most ? Hilary
Do you tell everything to ? Hilary
Has the best clothes ? Hilary
Has the best house ? Jacob
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Maybe
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Yes
Cheat on someone you love ? No
Run away from home ? Nope
Lie to your parents ? Yes
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Yes
Lie to your best friend ? Yeah... And I regret it
Give a homeless person money ? Yeah
Run from the police ? Yes
Bungee jump ? Nope
Sky dive ? No
Cross dress ? Yes
Be an exotic dancer ? Yeah
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Nope
Scuba dive ? Maybe
Go rock climbing ? Maybe
Go spulunking (caving) ? Maybe
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Turn this shit off
Bologna ? Bah-log-nah not bah-lone-nee
Hott ? I hate pop culture
Orange ? Banana
Real world ? MTV sucks
Fuck ? Shit
Jack ? Shit
Cucumber ? Makeshift dildo
Hip-Hop ? It's certainly can't really be considered music
Uniform ? Ballz
UniCORN ! ? I still don't know what to make of this
Rainbow ? A little gay
Clown ? Ughh

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I'd like to meet:

Someone to carry out a long and fulfilling relationship with. Someone who will love me as much as I love them. Someone who can commit to me, and in return, I will for them.Ah, memories, music from video games is very underrated.

Music:

ELO, Moody Blues, Jethro Tull, Queen, Fiona Apple, Beatles, R.E.M.

Movies:

Royal Tenenbaums, Love Actually, The Life of David Gale, Princess Monoke, The Lion King

Television:

Six Feet Under, Lost, 24, Carnivale

Books:

Hermann Hesse, J.R.R. Tolkien and Dan Brown
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


The West
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
The South
Philadelphia
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
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Heroes:

Howard Dean, Jimmy Carter

My Blog

*Sigh* All in another day's work

So, I was at work today, cleaning the fancy shmancy condo of this rich fellow and it was a disaster, the place looked like eight dogs decided to make it their personal living quarters for like three m...
Posted by Joey on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST

I just saw something strange

A beep and a flash of light as I hang up the cell phone.  I smile as I look at the number on the caller ID before it fades, it's dark again.  I slip the phone into my pocket and look up into...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:13:00 PST

I'm Mad

I hate MySpace, I just spent an hour and a half writing a blog post, and when I posted it, it gave me an "unexpected error," and when I hit the back button to try and post it again, the blog was no lo...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:41:00 PST