Wooded areas. Bramble picking. Mowing the lawn. Hamster stomping. Cleaning up squashed hamsters. Processing dead hamsters. Selling my own special secret recipe meat pies. Making things out of fur. And dogs that attack their own paws. Computers
Rik Waller. Michelle McManus. Meatloaf. Russle Grant. Any human whale to be honest. I want to pull their skin to see how far it stretches and generally just manhandle them to see what it feels like. And this guy who got kicked by a cow to ask how much it hurt.
Jingle Bells. The reason? Listen to it backwards, you'll see why. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/652
Yes i once saw one through a window, a dude had long nails and looked a bit burned. May have been dennis the menace all grown up after a sleight chip pan accident? ..
This one was a tough one so I wikipedia'd it. Heres what I found out. Television (often abbreviated to TV, T.V.; sometimes called the tube, or telly in the UK) is a widely used telecommunication system for broadcasting and receiving moving pictures and sound over a distance. Amazing eh??? This next bit is a bit hazy cos I lost interest after typing in midget and copying and pasting that first bit. I think it was invented in 230bc by a dude who was getting bored watching stonings all day long and wanted some extreme sports accidents.
I love any book that i can sit and read all day in Starbucks sniffin coffee, cos I'm a pretentious twat.
This Guy. Just dont do what he does, sounds like it really hurt from the noise he makes. Don't think i'll ever try touching a praying mantis however small it is now.