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About Me

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I make art, and I'm most likely going to judge you on your ability to like what i do. Yes it's narcissistic but what the hell do I care, we're talking about me in this paragraph. I have a cat that loves me because he went missing for a few weeks but came back because I'm so cool. or not... I like to get drunk and dance but hate having a drink in my hand while doing it. I don't read so much anymore but constantly download audiobooks. I like a good story. If I set my mind to something and you happen to be in the way of that something you'll lose. I currently eat two honeydew watermelons and six cups of cottage cheese every week. I also have a glass of red wine almost everyday, I hear it helps your heart out. I continually tell myself to quit smoking, It's become a favorite past time. I once saw a person ask for a plastic bag to carry a leather bag they just bought... things like that really piss me off. I spell phonetically and because vowels all sound the same to me I tend to spell everything wrong. there's more things about me but you've probably become bored by now in reading this far and have most likely clicked on my pictures because we're a visual society and reading boring crap a person writes about them selves is well... boring. But if you've managed to slog through this nonsense feel free to send me a message and I might tell you something interesting...

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My Blog

drunk with my cat licking my hair...

i'm a bit drunk and I love my cat...although I'm going to leave my cat home alone for three days... two days...? that's kinda fucked up. but I just didn't think about it. It's to late to get a sitt...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:44:00 GMT

traveling back in time... about 3 hours.

I come home saturday. I believe I’ll be happy to be there.and if you haven’t been in it, here’s a link to this guys web site that takes VR photos of artist studios. it takes about ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:24:00 GMT

day 19

well what have i been doing....?I went to the moma and it was like walking into "Gardners art through the ages" just wonderful! i'll be going back next friday when it's free again. People complain ab...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:18:00 GMT

seattle is sometimes a bit too small.

so this has nothing to do with New York but I just got a friend request from this personhttp://www.myspace.com/seattlegossipboiand it really saddens me to think people find this entertaining. I wrote...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:51:00 GMT

day 10...?

so just got back from the metropolitan bar... fun yes? well, yes it was. it was karaoke night and I listened to people slaughter songs all night long. I even managed to fuck up less than half a so...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:56:00 GMT

just over a week

well what have I been doing?I've been trying not to freeze which as counter intuitive as it might sound, now that it's snowing things have warmed up a bit...I went to the google-hymen (i call it that ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:41:00 GMT

day 4ish

So I stayed in today. ended up waking up at 2ish and didn't feel like wondering over to the island. I've still got 26 or seven days left, I'll be able to fit everything in.tonight I went with my room...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:52:00 GMT

day 3

So I've discovered that a good portion of the people I talk to have no idea where north is. I had a lunch date with a woman who bought a piece of art from me and totally got pointed in the wrong dire...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:01:00 GMT

day one

so got off a hellish night of none stop bussing and went to the hill to grab my car.low and behold my car was not where I left it... it wasn't in any tow lot i called so by clever reasoning I believed...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:14:00 GMT

got it from ian

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Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:18:00 GMT