“Greeting maggots, my names something hated and misplaced somewhere in the cave, when old enough my name will be Ion Craig Nil, get used to it, or get lost. A quick update of my personal business, I’m currently 15, from what egg was I hatched from, who the fuck knows, but I do know in fact that my B-day was Feb 26th which is 1 day before my identical/non-identical brother Sean. I’m currently taken by my future wife Christina (Chichi). I’m about yeh high, and this big, and I weigh this much. ANYway, for those of you who don’t know, I’m a song writer currently 319 songs, and 31 poems, I also am an author to a book called Wherein Freedom Comes Fear. I can take request for songs, but I only write when I feel the need to."
“There are only 3 living beings in the world, that mean everything to me. My dear, and only brother Sean, my loving girl friend Christina, and my Great companion, the powerful, mighty, and all knowing Spooky the cat/Goddess. Here’s how I see it, either make something of your self, and help make a difference for the better, or go kill your self, because those who have no meaning, are scum, and deserve to rot. The glass is always half full of iodide, either fill it the rest of the way, or let it evaporate like your pitiful soul will once you waste away in your own filth 4 feet underground with the rest of your fellow maggots. I plan to make something of my self, even if that means risking the friends that I have made to do it (it wouldn’t be the first time).â€
“I’m the most unique, cynical, slow, careless, stubborn, lazy, procrastinated, philosophical, mentally stolid, negative, logical, confusing, irritating, inspirational, soulful, misanthropic, caring creature you will ever come across. You either can love me, or suck it. I plan to use my imagination to help spread the word about the bird. True I hate probably the first 100 things that comes to every person who has read this is thinking, or was thinking when they read this, but I plan to change that, because it needs to be changed, I have reasoning behind my hate. I’m a philosopher, and just like every famous philosopher I will spread my news in the wake of the apex of my life. Just wait and see.â€
“Well that’s the end of my lecture I hope you enjoyed reading about something you’ll forget within a 24 hours notice, or sooner (Nil) I’m fat, and ugly, and loud so fuck you, and Good Day!â€