A Trinidadian and his wife were travelling by car from Key
West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired
to continue, and decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel, take a room to sleep for four hours
and then get back on the road.
When they check-out four hours later, the desk clerk hands
them a bill for $350.00
The Trini explodes and demands to know why the charge is so
high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms
certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the Trini
insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens, and explains that the hotel has
an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were
available
for the Trini and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them", the Trini complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the
Manager.
The Manager goes on to explain they could have taken in one of
the shows for which the hotel is famous.
The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas
perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the Trini
again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the Trini
replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Trini gives up and
agrees to pay.
He writes a cheque and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is
surprised when he looks at the cheque.
"But sir," he says, "this is only made out for $50."
"That's right," says the Trini. "I charged you $300.00 for
sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the Trini replies, "she was here, and you could
have..."
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