About Me
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i can never reeli think how to start these profile things off, coz if u say "Hello" or "Alrite", it jus makes u look a bit crazy coz ur tokin to a computer which reeli is an activity for someone hoo lives in a padded room. But to get it rollin, i'll jus start wif the word, i dont know.... waffle.my names graeme, to my parents and ppl that hav known me for less than 2 hours and maloney for the rest of the population.im 17 so u can probably guess my social life activities. thatz rite! doin absolutely nuffin! too young to go out drinkin and drivin (seperate activities, im not insane... well not that insane) and im too old for goin 2 see kids movies in the cinema without lookin like a perv.i live in east kilbride, which is.... im not gonna lie absolute crap, too many infants wif knives and an overly used swearing vocabulary that definetly need a kick in the balls to put them in their place and giv me my bike back.
my group of friends are the greatest anyone cud ask for:
lisa - so funny weve been regi buddies since first year and hav been close friends ever since, i'll never forget the memories frm spain where im sure she saved me frm fallin off a roof wen playin drunk rounders lol
alastair - the 6 foot 6 ginger prince harry lookalike, friends since playgroup, cannae help but hate him for bein so good at golf tho
gilmour - omg he is one the funniest guy u will ever meet, but wots even more funny is he dusnt even know hes bein funny, hes the joey of ek and for sum reason thinks ppl of the internet want to bed him lool
jordan - the most annoyin but most likeable guy in the world, trips to the cinema, glasgow... reeli anywhere wudnt b the same wifout him, the original dom joly
alan - friends since playgroup and one of te best footballers iv seen, u cant beat his company, funny and weve learned the whole screenplay to snatch and dude wheres my car lol
james - lmao james is a complete legend, anyone hoo can pull an afro off wen theyr white is alrite in my books lol a fellow muse lover and a funny guy to boot! get the T&Ps!
kirsten - words arent enuff to describe kirsten, one of the funniest and wittiest girls iv eer had the pleasure to tok 2, will never forget our third year english class, dun nuthin the whole year and still came away wif 1s for standard grade :D
scott - scott IS the funniest, friendliest person ull ever tok 2, if scott duz not become a stand up wen hes older, i wudnt b surprised if he became GOD!
david - since hes threatened me i better put him in lol dave is the most chilled out guy ull ever meet, until u see him on a football pitch lol and he has one of the best taste in music. haha we like to annoy ppl by tokin bout amazin songs that they cud never understand!fininishin later my fingers hurt
