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Mr Moose

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About Me

American, male, 5'11", 184, married, 4 kids.

What the phuque? The world is out of control. I can almost predict the future simply watching the news. Fortunately for me, I find entertainment in the misery of others. Nothing serious, just the funny side of the dumb shit people do.

I work hard, have always. Keep up with me if you can. Others thought they could. I get blamed for running people off from work, its just I roll at a pace most can't maintain.

My time is mine. If you're part of it, you know what we're doing. If you're not part of it, its none of your damn business anyway.

Usually, playtime is awesome.

My Interests

CAD, nature, climbing, swimming, smoking my meat, SecondLife, (new interest) free running, grapple wrestling with sons, chillin'

I'd like to meet:

Jet Li(to sit and talk with), the camera crew from the "pre-lunar landing press release", extra-terrestrials, a moose really made from chocolate, a billionaire who never had a family and wants to rent me and mine til he dies(heirship optional), Christopher Lloyd, and a few other people.

Music:

Iron Maiden, Blues Traveller, Type O Negative, Mutha's day Out (this ones Granny should hear), Savatage, Trans Siberian Orchestra, 311, Tool, Buck Cherry, Pantera, etc...

Movies:

any Jet Li, Jackie Chan or Chow Yun Fat movies, Sin City, the comic hero movies, Covenant, Wallace and Grommit, Pixar flix, 28 Days Later, Day After Tomorrow, Time Machine, War of the Worlds, Lord of the Rings (yes, I read the books first), good horror and good comedy, but not in the same movie (well, except for Shaun of the Dead and Army of Darkness.)
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Television:

Smallville, Hell's Kitchen, House, Bones, Seinfeld, Raymond, Scrubs, Malcolm, Simpsons, King of the Hill, a little this, a little that. Simpsons Star Wars

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Books:

Brian Lumley, Mick Farren, Dean Koontz, Robert McCammon, Ray Bradbury, H. G. Wells, Egar A. Poe, Samuel Taylor Coleridge-The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner (the song is cool too) lets see if Dana remembers this one " Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil men do lives after them. The good is oft interred in their bones. So let it be with Caesar..."

Heroes:

My heroes - my US Troops, of course, Carl Sagan, and parents that still discipline their kids, and not just by taking away their IPOD's or cell phones. Beat that ass if they need it. Then they might not be killing dozens of people at colleges. Peace be with you VT.